Originally Posted by
Wolf Kanno
It would start off with everyone getting their salads and soups. Everyone is just eating and staring at each other, waiting for the opportune time to strike.
Kefka starts to imagine what it would be like to feel Seymore's insides and begins to laugh maniacally.
Zeromus: Shut the @#$% up you stupdi clown!!! I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!
X-Death: Calm down! You know what yelling does to your blood pressure...
Emperor Palamecian: This is quite ridiculous. We should be a bit more civilized about this. I mean it's not like we all are very different. We should put aside our differences for one moment and just enjoy the evening.
Everone calms down and begins to relax...
Seymore: Finally, another gentlemen! I don't feel like I'm conversing with mere barabrians anymore.
Kuja: Sephiroth, you haven't even touched your salad. Is something wrong?
Sephiroth: Mother doesn't like it when I eat unfamiliar food?
Kuja: Um... ok... what would you really like to eat?
Sephiroth: Lifestream.
Garland(FF9): I can't have you do that!!! Thoise are the souls of my people I'm supposed to be safeguarding!
Zeromus: You mean the same bastdards who sealed me up when I was still a Lunarian!!!
Garland and Kuja: No!!!
Ultemecia: I just wanted to compress time into one moment so I would be all powerful.
Garland(FFI): Wouldn't that just had made your life last like an instant. You would become a sorta've god and then died cause existence would have ended. Even if you did live, there really wouldn't be anything to do with your power.
Ultemecia:.... I didn't think about that... but what about you and Chaos? You just created a time loop in order to maintain a false form of immortality and yet still get killed. You would think you would use your influence to kill the heroes before they got too powerful to kill you.
Garland and Chaos look at each other...
Garland and Chaos: Damn we're idiots....
Dark Cloud: So X-Death... what's your story.
X-Death: I'm an evil tree created by humans indescrimanetly sealing evil and forbidden magic into holy trees without ever thinking about the consequences caused by their half assed disposal abilities.
Dark Cloud: A tree hugger huh? Me? I'm an Evil Cloud...
Sephiroth: Cloud!!?? (cue One Winged Angel) I live to make you miserable cause I have nothing better to do!!! Come and facce me now as I destroy everything you love in order to maintain my immortality through your memories!!! (Hey, he's got to do it somehow... Look at Forsaken Lover's post)
To be continued...