That's funny RenmiriIf I could, I would add it after Yu Yevon's speech.
I think I'm going to nail the clown next...
That's funny Renmiri
I think I'm going to nail the clown next...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
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i want to go!!!!!
I am not a man
I don't, is just that is annoying how some people cannot understand that Ultimecia was the villain all along, and not Edea. But this wasn't the case and i just had to read more carefully, so, let's forget about this.Originally Posted by Goldenboco
And just a curiosity, Ultimecia appeared before the final battle, when Squall's mind go to the past to watch Rinoa being possesed. Ultimecia even looked at him and said something like "You don't belong to this time. Get out!".
And this thread is hilarious!
The three emperors get together...
Palamecian: So you tried the whole "world domination" thing as well?
Vayne: Unfortunately...
Gestahl: With disasterous results...
Palamecian: Same here...
All three: Sigh....
Vayne: I had it all... a sky fortress, power of the gods, and legions of loyal soldiers...
Palamecian: I had a floating fortress, power of the demons, and legions of loyal monsters...
Gestahl: I had a floating continent, power of the gods, and legions of loyal sold... no... I had Kefka....
Palamecian and Vayne: Ouch!
Vayne: That stage stealing prima donna? He stole your thunder. I mean you had everything and this upstart clown kills you and goes off to be a god? You got shown up...
Gestahl: Now wait a minute, like you two can talk. You both got betrayed by your number ones as well if I recall... Your corpse was still warm when Leon took over your throne. And you Vayne you got betrayed by...
Palamecian: HEY! I came back and had my revenge, which is more than I can say about both of you...
The three turn away from each other with a Harumph! and drink quietly while ignoring each other...
Kefka: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Once again I reign supreme!!!
Kefka stands atop the crumbled bodies of Chaos, the four fiends, Zeromous and Neo X-Death...
Neo X-Death and Zeromous: Bastard clown... double crossed us....
Kefka: I'm still the greatest FF villain!
Dark Cloud: Even though you're kinda've a rip off of the Joker?
Kefka: The who?
Dark Cloud: The Joker. Batman's arch nemesis. An evil serial killer who dresses like a clown.
Kefka: But I'm better than him... besides, how often are serial killer clowns really used? I'm still pretty unique...
Golbez: Well there is Stephen King's "It"...
X-Death: And Steve Gacy...
Kuja: and...
Kefka: ENOUGH! I see you are all against me.
Golbez: It's because you're an attention whore.
Kefka: Fine! I'm going somewhere, where I can be appreciated...
Seymore: Did he just go into the kitchen?
Everyone looks at each other to wonder what he's doing...
Kuja: Grab him before he poisons our food!
To be Continued...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
And Wolf Kanno wins again.
HeheheeGestahl: I had a floating continent, power of the gods, and legions of loyal sold... no... I had Kefka....
Palamecian and Vayne: Ouch!
Two days later I walk into a McDonald's and see this ticked-off looking clown standing on the other side of the counter. With a malicious, venomous grin, he looks at me from under his visor and says...
"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your soul... I mean... order?"
Sorry... I had to do it. Even being my favorite FF villain, Kefka could be better suited as the new spokesclown for Mickey D's after his staggering defeat in FF6. *lol*
"Rules, much like bones, are made to be BROKEN. So long as they aren't your own, that is."
ROFL!!!
I love this thread
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
ROFLTwo days later I walk into a McDonald's and see this ticked-off looking clown standing on the other side of the counter. With a malicious, venomous grin, he looks at me from under his visor and says...
"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your soul... I mean... order?"
Sorry... I had to do it. Even being my favorite FF villain, Kefka could be better suited as the new spokesclown for Mickey D's after his staggering defeat in FF6. *lol*
That's awsome. I love Kefka as well but he had it coming.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Oh yeah!ROFLTwo days later I walk into a McDonald's and see this ticked-off looking clown standing on the other side of the counter. With a malicious, venomous grin, he looks at me from under his visor and says...
"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your soul... I mean... order?"
Sorry... I had to do it. Even being my favorite FF villain, Kefka could be better suited as the new spokesclown for Mickey D's after his staggering defeat in FF6. *lol*
That's awsome. I love Kefka as well but he had it coming.
"Rules, much like bones, are made to be BROKEN. So long as they aren't your own, that is."
So do I! It's awesome!ROFL!!!
I love this thread
WARNING!!! Contains major FFXII SPOILERS!!! DO NOT READ SPOILER TAGS IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FFXII SPOILER FREE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Vayne walks up to a table with a sign that says "Loser Villains" sitting at the table is Leon, Kain, Edea, General Leo, and (SPOILER)Gabranth
Vayne: What's up with this table?
(SPOILER)Gabranth: Some of the other villains trapped us here. They say we can't join the rest of the party.
Vayne: Why no...wait a minute...
(SPOILER)Gabranth:....
Vayne: I know you! (SPOILER)You and your brother went all "Wonder Twins Power Activate" and beat me up! Just as I was about to become the new Dynast-King.
(SPOILER)Gabranth:um...sorry?
Vayne: Now I understand... This is a table reserved for losers who betrayed their masters and became good guys...
Leon: Now that I think about it. Why isn't Golbez here?
Everyone looks at Golbez...
Golbez: ZOINKS!
Sephiroth is still in the closet browsing the web on Ultemacia's laptop...
He comes across a Judas Priest fan website.
Kefka is now tied up in a chair as the other villains enjoy themselves.
Kefka: Son of a Submariner! Let me go!
Chaos: You can't say that anymore.
Kefka: What? "Let me go"?
Chaos: No, I mean "Son of a Submariner".
Kefka: Why not!?
Chaos: Cause you're game is being rereleased again. They are even going to do a more accurate translation. You never said that line in the original.
Kefka: What did I say?
Chaos: Son of a Bitch.
Kefka: I CAN'T SAY THAT!!!
Chaos: Why not?
Kefka: Cause Emperor Gestalh will beat me...
Chaos:......
Kefka:......
Chaos: What the hell kinda've double standard is that?! It's alright for you to murder millions and try to destroy the universe but you are not allowed to say a few naughty words?
Kefka: The old man doesn't like "potty mouths".
Chaos: Excuse me, I've got an emperor I need to kill...
Kefka: Bring back some snacks! I'm a little occupied being all tied up and all...
To Be Continued...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Seymour: *looks at Kuja and smiles*
Kuja: mmm?
Seymour: I cant help to notice that you have a wonderful taste in clothing there.
Kuja: Why thank you *starts twirling his hair*
I think I'm going to write a conclusion cause I'm running out of material. Any requests?
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Seymour asks Yunalesca for hair care tips
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
The Final Battle...
Zemus looks to see a lady next to him...
Zemus: Ultemacia, I didn't see you there. I thought you were chatting with the prissy boys?
Yunalesca: I'm not Ultemacia.
Zemus:.... Very funny, I guess I'll never understand this "time witch" humor.
Yunalesca: But I'm not her! I'm Yunalesca! I was a summoner turned zombie so I could teach generations how to sacrifice a loved one to temporarily stop Sin.
Zemus: Nice try, but you've got the long silver hair, bad make-up and lack of clothing. You're obviously Ultemacia.
Yunalesca transforms into her freaky "Medusa head" form and eats him.
Yunalesca: Geez, men are such idiots. First my husband flirting around with that "Lenne" girl and now this...
Shuyin: Did you say Leene?
Yunalesca: Yes, my husband was flirting around with a girl by that name. That's why I turned him into the final Aeon and ditched him into Sin. I knew it wouldn't work but it's what he deserved.
Shuyin: (watery-eyed) WAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!! She was seeing other guys before she even ditched me in death!? WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Yunalesca: Gawd you're a loser...
Seymore: Yunalesca! Darling! How's it been? You're keeping up well.
Yunalesca: Seymore! Well you have to when you're my age and decomposing.
Seymore: You're hair is fabulous! How do you do it?
Yunalesca: You know, some blood from sacrifices a few weeds and voila! Hair tonic that will outlast your corpse!
Seymore: Do tell...
Ultros: Attention guests! Now is the time when we will give out the award for best villain in a Final Fantasy.
Everyone hushes and listens attentively.
Ultros: ...and the winner is....
Everyone edges in closer....
Ultros: Shuyin?!
Everyone: WHAT????!!!!!!!!!
Ultros: Apparently, his story of lost love and rejection. As well as his protagonist's with their very short skirts and practically exposed cleavage did very well with the large demograph of 40 year old virgin males.
Shuyin: I WON! IN YOUR FACE!!! See Lenne, I don't need you. I'm loved by all!
X-Death: Screw this contest! We should have settled this the way we all know how. By a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
All the villains rush the stage and kill Shuyin. Ultros scrambles out of the room as an epic battle beyond description ensued. Only Kefka and Sephiroth don't participate cause of being trapped or tied up.
Kefka: NOOOOO!! Death and carnage and I'm trapped here?!
Sephiroth: This is the greatest and most inspirational band ever... (sniff)
Seymore: Yunalesca. Yu-yevon. We need to get out of here. I wasn't built for fighting. I mean, I just got my nails done and everything.
Yu-Yevon: I agree. Everyone to the giant whale... I mean Sin!
Zeromous: Big Whale?! You stole that idea from my game! BIG BANG!!!!
The three zombies are eradicated.
Sephiroth: I know what I need to do now. Time to accept my fate and reclaim my throne...
Kefka: How dare you kill each other and not let me be involved! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kefka transforms into God Kefka and Sephiroth blasts hios way out of the janitor closet with his one wing and long sword. The tow enter the battle and begin slicing down villain after villain until the meet and begin another epic battle...
Xande: What the hell just happened?!
Golbez: Sephiroth came out of the closet, and Kefka just snapped! Now they are both battling for villain surpremacy like it was some stupid fanboy fantasy! (They both glance at you)
Sephiroth: If Judas Priest, the greatest metal band ever!, can have a gay front man, than I can still be the greatest bad ass villain and still be able to sleep with Cloud!
Kefka: I'm still more lovable than you! And far more EVIL than you will ever be!!!!
?????????: What is this?! A greatest villain competition with a dinner party and everything and you don't invite me?
A mysterious cloaked figure appears between Kefka and Sephiroth. He has a hold of both their hands which were about to lay the final blow.
Sephiroth: Who the hell are you?!
Kefka: Why did you stop the killing?!
?????????: HOW DARE YOU FORGET ABOUT ME.... THE GREATEST FF VILLAIN OF ALL TIME?!!!
Sephiroth and Kefka get loose and each back off. They sense the overwhelming murderous intent from the cloaked stranger.
Both of them: Who are you?
?????????: It is "I"...
The figure removes his cloak to reveal.... (SPOILER)GILGAMESH!
He pulls out the Masamune, Excalibur, Buster Sword, Atma Weapon, Gunblade, and Excalipoor.
(SPOILER)Gilgamesh: Let's see if you two have the "stones" to take me on...
A new, more grand battle erupts as the three combatians battle throughout the dinner hall. The battle was the stuff of legends but it's victor would eventually emerge as...
To Be Continued...
Last edited by Wolf Kanno; 02-10-2007 at 06:39 AM.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
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