Kefka: Calm down you Mama's boy. What's your story anyway?
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Sephiroth: I was to use Meteor to be a god and so I brought the Black Materia to myself at Northern Crater, summoned it and then made a big barrier around it while I prevented the Planet from stopping Meteor. And...

Kefka: Yada-yada-yada. So you wanted to be a god? I was one. I had a giant tower made out of random crap and enjoyed leisurely vaporizing towns. You had a big hole in the ground and a big rock...and both of it did crap.
Sephiroth: Shut up you damn clown! At least I was so popular I showed up in like six other games besides my own. And you're supposedly a better and more memorable villian? Hah!

Kefka: That's just because fangirls (and some fanboys) want to watch you and Cloud do it...

Sephiroth: Do what?

Everyone shuts up and looks at Sephiroth like the idiot he really is.

Kefka: Good lord... Kuja, you seem to be well aquainted with this area, you explain it to him...

Kuja gives him a dirty look.

Kuja whispers into Sephiroth's ear. Sephiroth turns pale and has a look of utter shock...

Sephiroth: But... no... I want Cloud dead... not like... oh wow... Now when I think about everything I used to say in that context... GOOD LORD! I HAD LANCE BASS DO MY VOICE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!

Ultemacia hands him, her laptot. She takes him to a popular yaoi fanfiction site.

Sephiroth: This isn't right... There's like 100 pages of titles...

To be Continued...