Garland(FFI) after consoling the other Garland into a drunken stupor turns to face the bar and notices a strange glowing object next to him...

Garland: Jebus! What the hell are you?

Yu Yevon: I am Yu Yevon.

Garland: Who what now?

Yu Yevon: YU YEVON!!! The real villian of FFX. I created Sin to fight in a war over a thousand years ago. I kept summoning him everytime he gets destroyed.

Garland: You know, that never made much since to me. If the war ended a thousand years ago... why did you keep creating Sin? Further more, even if you were the undead like the rest, why don't you have a human form?

Yu Yevon: Listen, I summon a whale, I live in a world where people either become monsters or zombies when they die, and I got my ass kicked by a guy who looks like Meg Ryan. I don't need to explain jack to you. Just let me drink in peace...

Garland: Fair enough.

Jenova: Me, I like to devour worlds.

Zemus: Like Lavos?

Jenova: No, I devour the world's lifestream, it's mental and spiritual information.

Zemus: So... you're a "hippie Lavos", cause he basically does the same thing. Just with genetic information.

Jenova: But I'm different...

Zemus: How so?

Jenova: Umm.... well... you see...

The epic battle continues on...

To Be Continued...