WARNING!!! Contains major FFXII SPOILERS!!! DO NOT READ SPOILER TAGS IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FFXII SPOILER FREE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Vayne walks up to a table with a sign that says "Loser Villains" sitting at the table is Leon, Kain, Edea, General Leo, and (SPOILER)Gabranth

Vayne: What's up with this table?

(SPOILER)Gabranth: Some of the other villains trapped us here. They say we can't join the rest of the party.

Vayne: Why no...wait a minute...

(SPOILER)Gabranth:....

Vayne: I know you! (SPOILER)You and your brother went all "Wonder Twins Power Activate" and beat me up! Just as I was about to become the new Dynast-King.

(SPOILER)Gabranth:um...sorry?

Vayne: Now I understand... This is a table reserved for losers who betrayed their masters and became good guys...

Leon: Now that I think about it. Why isn't Golbez here?

Everyone looks at Golbez...

Golbez: ZOINKS!

Sephiroth is still in the closet browsing the web on Ultemacia's laptop...
He comes across a Judas Priest fan website.

Kefka is now tied up in a chair as the other villains enjoy themselves.

Kefka: Son of a Submariner! Let me go!

Chaos: You can't say that anymore.

Kefka: What? "Let me go"?

Chaos: No, I mean "Son of a Submariner".

Kefka: Why not!?

Chaos: Cause you're game is being rereleased again. They are even going to do a more accurate translation. You never said that line in the original.

Kefka: What did I say?

Chaos: Son of a Bitch.

Kefka: I CAN'T SAY THAT!!!

Chaos: Why not?

Kefka: Cause Emperor Gestalh will beat me...

Chaos:......

Kefka:......

Chaos: What the hell kinda've double standard is that?! It's alright for you to murder millions and try to destroy the universe but you are not allowed to say a few naughty words?

Kefka: The old man doesn't like "potty mouths".

Chaos: Excuse me, I've got an emperor I need to kill...

Kefka: Bring back some snacks! I'm a little occupied being all tied up and all...

To Be Continued...