The dining establishment is in shambles... Several of the villains are being taken to a hospital while the rest remain and clean up the wreckage...

E. Palamecian: A CHOCOBO?!

Golbez: Yes, a chocobo destroyed this place and beat Kefka, Sephiroth, and Gilgamesh.

E. Palamecian: How? I was knocked out, give me the details at once!

Golbez: Well you see...

FLASHBACK (doo doo doo doo)

Gilgamesh: All right you two fashion freaks! It's time for me to finish this! SIX BLADES OF CHAOS!!!

Kefka: No way I'm going to be taken down by this sorry excuse for a villain! LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT!!!

Sephiroth: For once, I'm in agreement with you Kefka. METEOR!!!

Kefka and Gilgamesh's attacks collide and cancel each other out. Sephiroth is looking up in the sky. The two look at him. Meanwhile a chocobo wanders into the restaurant through one of the holes in the wall and begins to eat the food littered on the floor.

Sephiroth: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! In one week's time you'll be completely eradicated by my meteor!

Kefka and Gilgamesh: A week?....

Sephiroth: Yes, a week!

Kefka: A WEEK?! What kinda've lousy uber-god attack takes a week to completely be employed!

Sephiroth: Mine.

Kefka: Oh I am SO kicking your ass NOW!

Kefka walks over to Sephiroth but is blocked by the chocobo who wanders into his path to eat more scraps.

Kefka: Get out of my way!

Kefka kicks the chocobo out of the way and begins to get into a fist fight with Sephiroth. Gilgamesh watches as the yellow bird suddenly flashes gold...

Chocobo: WAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Everyone stops in their tracks as a maasive swirl of energy eminates from the golden chocobo. Suddenly, massive swarms of meteors begin to appear in the distant. It's apparent they are coming straight for them...

Gilgamesh: Oh smurf...

Kefka: See! That's how you summon meteors to strike down your enemies.

Sephiroth: Meh. Mine's bigger.

A bright flash and several rescue workers later...

END FLASHBACK! (dooo dooo dooo doo)

Golbez: ...and that's what happened.

E. Palamecia: But what of the three rogues?

Golbez points to the other side of the burning wreckage to see the three of them helping in the clean up.

Kefka: A chocobo? Beat me? I 'll never be able to live this down...

Sephiroth: Well, they were the nastiest creatures to fight in Final Fantasy Tactics. I don't really mind, after this I'm going to track down Cloud and do this and ...

Gilgamesh: It's sad what fangirls have done to him...

Kefka: Tell me about it. My fans keep insisting that I'm like the crazy of the crazys. For once, I would like to just sit home and pet a kitten. Maybe watch the weather channel...

Gilgamesh: Really?

Kefka: Really...

Gilgamesh: You know what we should do? We should crash the heroes' dinner party that's being held across town. Who's with me?!

Everyone: Yeah!

The End...