There was this great commercial a few years ago but I can't remember what it was for. It was about these Martha Stewart type housewives. One of them had a basket of eggs and said, "Look what my hens gave me! Perfect for eggs florentine! *kissy face*"

But the best part was at the end. "What's this car doing here? I'm rebuilding the engine. A surprise for my husband." Then she bends over towards the camera and grins and laughs, but you can hear the self hate in her voice and it's awesome XD