Hello.
Hello.
I'M NEW TOO!!! LET'S BE GOOD FRIENDS!![]()
You can have my support, but only for a while.
How do you know this? Have you been snooping around inside my head? I'll forgive this just once, but make sure you stay away from my head or the heads of anyone I know or so help me I'll think things that will make you insane.
The Mercilessly Merciful Mercenary Mercen-X (or Mercy) welcomes you with arms wide and eyes closed and breath held and legs crossed and flapping like a flightless bird who's too stupid to realize it can't get anywhere without its legs yet still won't use them to run away from the ferociously vicious carnivorous animal with razor-sharp claws and teeth and a scary roar or cackle of some sort that's slowly approaching and savoring every parcell of fear that drips off the backside of its prey with each passing moment before it finally decides to pounce and rip it to teeny-tiny microscoping shreds that are easily digested in the acid pits of its stomach wherein the animal-now-food will satisfy the undying hunger of a savage beast for only a fleeting moment in time until it turns around and sees another delicious animal and gives no regard to its innocence but considers only the hunger . . . the hunger.
You're new?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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Welcome! ummm.... I don't really have anything witty to say to add.... oh God.... I never do... maybe im just not a witty person welcome anyway.![]()
Who is this Gohan you're fanatic about?
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Dear gohanfanatic,
Hi I'm Psychotic. I'm one of the people who has posted in your newbie thread. This is a forum, so please enjoy it intensely.
Best wishes,
Psy. (I hope we're good enough pals for me to be so informal as to refer to myself as Psy!)