hiii ^-^

[Mercen-X]

but I know I will be welcomed here

How do you know this? Have you been snooping around inside my head? I'll forgive this just once, but make sure you stay away from my head or the heads of anyone I know or so help me I'll think things that will make you insane.


The Mercilessly Merciful Mercenary Mercen-X (or Mercy) welcomes you with arms wide and eyes closed and breath held and legs crossed and flapping like a flightless bird who's too stupid to realize it can't get anywhere without its legs yet still won't use them to run away from the ferociously vicious carnivorous animal with razor-sharp claws and teeth and a scary roar or cackle of some sort that's slowly approaching and savoring every parcell of fear that drips off the backside of its prey with each passing moment before it finally decides to pounce and rip it to teeny-tiny microscoping shreds that are easily digested in the acid pits of its stomach wherein the animal-now-food will satisfy the undying hunger of a savage beast for only a fleeting moment in time until it turns around and sees another delicious animal and gives no regard to its innocence but considers only the hunger . . . the hunger.

I'M NEW TOO!!! LET'S BE GOOD FRIENDS!

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