What up Hikaru?

Your name sounds like Haiku, so I'm going to see if I can remember the rules and hack one out for you.
(SPOILER)I hack out Haikus with a battle Axe.

The name of the Battle Axe is Marty R.

Do not ask for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee! what the last name is.

Yo! Yo! Hikaru!
Played Final Fantasy 1?
Nintendo is best!

Yeah... That won't win any cash money, but it might win me some bad press.