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    Default Sephiroth versus A Rhinoceros

    Who would win?

    Wait no. That isn't the topic. Don't even freaking answer that. I will kill you. Or complain.

    The real point of this topic is to get inside your head, poke around in there and see what's up and how things are doing. I plan on doing this by asking you a single, simple question:

    If you could take one animal from one continent and another animal from another continent and put them in an arena of like Ancient Roman proportions so they are on equal ground, which two would you pick?

    Bonus question: Who would win?

    Example: Grizzly Bear versus a Rhinoceros. Rhinoceros would win because they are superior.

    I would like to see a monkey fight a koala. All oo-oo-AAAAAAH and whatnot. Ooooh right.

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    alpacas vs. llamas.

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    Ferret Vs. Lemur

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    Jesus vs. God
    SO I BEGIN WITH - - - THE END IN MIND

    Psychological Pollution,
    They Stickin' Me With Thorazine Solution,
    Shootin' At The Sky Lookin' For Godly Retribution

    'Til I'm Impressed With The Print I Can Hear A Pin Drop Like Sprint, Once It Blends I Can Stop Right Then

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    Sephy would win.

    Mountain Lion versus Panther.
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    Bear vs. Shark

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    If you could take one animal from one continent and another animal from another continent and put them in an arena of like Ancient Roman proportions so they are on equal ground, which two would you pick?
    YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

    And sharks don't live on any continents as far as I know.

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    As far as I know we're stealing alpacas from somewhere else and exploting them for profit. ;D

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    guerilla and turkey

    The turkey would win because of its ...well...gobbling...and...sheer...ferocity?


    Edit: Gah, I dunno where my head was but...I forgot the 'e' in turkey.
    Last edited by CimminyCricket; 02-01-2007 at 04:15 PM.


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    Sephigolas would win. He has a sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post

    YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

    And sharks don't live on any continents as far as I know.
    But Bears are on the North American continent primarily and sharks are not and if you don't by that than:

    A Cheetah (Africa) VS A Jaguar (South America)

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    A shark on land would lose pretty easily.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Unless it was a robotic shark. Or a flying shark with lungs.

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    A monkey vs a tiger... wait a second...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Unless it was a robotic shark. Or a flying shark with lungs.
    No way! Robotic sharks don't exist! >:(
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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