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clouded sheep ♫
How To Be A College Student
Hey folks. Here's the deal. I'm putting together a video for a competition my school is doing, and right now I'm leaning towards an old school PSA on how to be a college student. You know, the whole black and white with the creepy/cheery narrator and lots of *sparkle* sound effects when things appear. Anyway, how to be a college student. Let's hear?
To start things off:
"First you'll need these ridiculously heavy books, Billy."
"Let's see you wallet, Billy. Oh, look at all that money. Well, in order for you to be a college student. *sparkle* (money disappears) Ah, that's much better."
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Are we suppose to continue on the story or comment on your story?
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Will be banned again
I believe we're supposed to help.
Gimme a minute.
EDIT: I got nothing.
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An unknown quantity
- always be behind on homework
- nap a lot
- drink lots of caffienated (sp?) stuff
Not very funny, but true...
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Those...eyebrows...
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Contributions
- Former Senior Site Staff
- Former Cid's Knight
- Former Site Staff
Alcohol
Ridiculously Messy Room
The same rocking chairs in every dorm
Last minute cramming for every test
Oversleeping alarm
Loud music at 3 am
I could probably think of more if I devoted more time to it.
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Missing first class in the morning.
Rather clean your room than study.
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^ some corrections
*missing all your classes for two weeks before realizing there's an exam in two days
*rather play wow instead of study or clean your room
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BE KI KI!!
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'Gabby Hayes' big

...Geddit?
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All I did at college was get drunk and play need for speed underground.
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Happy Hop!
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Sleep with professors for better grades.
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Master the art of BS-ing.*
*Note: This skill comes in handy for essays as well as quizzes, tests and exams.
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- Study as hard as u can to get a C (unless u're a genious and no one knows)
- Don't skip a single class (well u can skip but then u won't finish it)
- Get notes from ur friends and see if there are exams that older students can borrow you!
With this you'll be able to do good here in Portugal!
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