Hey folks. Here's the deal. I'm putting together a video for a competition my school is doing, and right now I'm leaning towards an old school PSA on how to be a college student. You know, the whole black and white with the creepy/cheery narrator and lots of *sparkle* sound effects when things appear. Anyway, how to be a college student. Let's hear?

To start things off:
"First you'll need these ridiculously heavy books, Billy."
"Let's see you wallet, Billy. Oh, look at all that money. Well, in order for you to be a college student. *sparkle* (money disappears) Ah, that's much better."