How To Be A College Student

**Clouded Sky** · 02-01-2007, 03:42 AM

Hey folks. Here's the deal. I'm putting together a video for a competition my school is doing, and right now I'm leaning towards an old school PSA on how to be a college student. You know, the whole black and white with the creepy/cheery narrator and lots of *sparkle* sound effects when things appear. Anyway, how to be a college student. Let's hear?

To start things off:
"First you'll need these ridiculously heavy books, Billy."
"Let's see you wallet, Billy. Oh, look at all that money. Well, in order for you to be a college student. *sparkle* (money disappears) Ah, that's much better."

**Christmas** · 02-01-2007, 03:43 AM

Are we suppose to continue on the story or comment on your story?

**Roto13** · 02-01-2007, 03:46 AM

I believe we're supposed to help.

Gimme a minute.

EDIT: I got nothing.

**Disco Potato** · 02-01-2007, 03:57 AM

- always be behind on homework
- nap a lot
- drink lots of caffienated (sp?) stuff

Not very funny, but true...

**XxSephirothxX** · 02-01-2007, 04:02 AM

Alcohol
Ridiculously Messy Room
The same rocking chairs in every dorm
Last minute cramming for every test
Oversleeping alarm
Loud music at 3 am

I could probably think of more if I devoted more time to it.

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 02-01-2007, 04:03 AM

Missing first class in the morning.
Rather clean your room than study.

**krissy** · 02-02-2007, 09:08 AM

^ some corrections

*missing all your classes for two weeks before realizing there's an exam in two days
*rather play wow instead of study or clean your room

**Ki Ki** · 02-02-2007, 10:21 AM

+ Rather choose to write a 1,200 to 1,300 word essay instead of attending 5 research colloquia because you were "too lazy to go there"
and then panic near the end of the semester because YOU HAVE TO WRITE A 1,200 TO 1,300 WORD ESSAY BY TOMORROW!!

+ Take naps while lecturer is teaching you how to "Change your desktop wallpaper"!

**Christmas** · 02-02-2007, 10:22 AM

BE KI KI!!

**Bart's Friend Milhouse** · 02-02-2007, 10:24 AM

You need an Oyster card

**escobert** · 02-02-2007, 10:53 AM

All I did at college was get drunk and play need for speed underground.

**CloudDragon** · 02-02-2007, 11:12 AM

Insomnia.

**Bunny** · 02-02-2007, 05:12 PM

Sleep with professors for better grades.

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 02-02-2007, 05:13 PM

Master the art of BS-ing.*

*Note: This skill comes in handy for essays as well as quizzes, tests and exams.

**Polaris** · 02-02-2007, 05:14 PM

- Study as hard as u can to get a C (unless u're a genious and no one knows)
- Don't skip a single class (well u can skip but then u won't finish it)
- Get notes from ur friends and see if there are exams that older students can borrow you!

With this you'll be able to do good here in Portugal!

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