Who would win?

Wait no. That isn't the topic. Don't even freaking answer that. I will kill you. Or complain.

The real point of this topic is to get inside your head, poke around in there and see what's up and how things are doing. I plan on doing this by asking you a single, simple question:

If you could take one animal from one continent and another animal from another continent and put them in an arena of like Ancient Roman proportions so they are on equal ground, which two would you pick?

Bonus question: Who would win?

Example: Grizzly Bear versus a Rhinoceros. Rhinoceros would win because they are superior.

I would like to see a monkey fight a koala. All oo-oo-AAAAAAH and whatnot. Ooooh right.