Sephiroth versus A Rhinoceros

[Jowy]

Not yet, anyway.

[Mirage]

Thank God we have flying sharks with lungs in the meantime.

[Jowy]

And we should do the right thing and hunt the species to extinction.

[Mirage]

Our duty as good humans!

[Bunny]

This is why we cannot have nice things.

[Anaisa]

Humans are still animals, so of course I'm going to pick them. I would like a large underwater arena with a giant Crocodile or Alligator in, like Sweetheart:http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/cnhc/images/!cbd-faq-q3b.gif or Gomek: http://www.serioussilver.com/images/...mekfeeding.jpg That BIG! I know this is supposed to be a fight, but technically it is. It would be the humans fighting for survival, but failing miserably. I would send them in various different ways as well. Sometimes they'd be in a boat, or a helicopter, etc. I hate those guys off that wildboys programme, it's about time an animal killed them, so I'd definitely be sending them to get eaten.

[LunarWeaver]

Penguin vs. Unicorn.

[Bunny]

WHAT THE HELL CONTINENT HAS UNICORNS? IS IT AFRICA? IT'S AFRICA ISN'T IT. I'M GOING TO AFRICA.

Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

Why doesn't anyone know how to play my game. Did I do a bad job explaining it? I'm going to give myself forty lashes...

It would be neat to see an Moose vs. Gazelle. Please!

[LunarWeaver]

WHAT THE HELL CONTINENT HAS UNICORNS? IS IT AFRICA? IT'S AFRICA ISN'T IT. I'M GOING TO AFRICA.

I see them in the woods behind my house all the time, so America

[Anaisa]

Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

You didn't say it had to be a Roman gladiator arena, you said it had to be of ancient Roman proportions. So I thought it would be acceptable to have an underwater arena, just as long as it was sizably as impressive as a Roman gladiator arena.

[Mirage]

All right then, I'd like to see a lynx versus a fox.

[Bunny]

Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

You didn't say it had to be a Roman gladiator arena, you said it had to be of ancient Roman proportions. So I thought it would be acceptable to have an underwater arena, just as long as it was sizably as impressive as a Roman gladiator arena.

Well crap. I meant to say gladiator arena. Why can't you read my mind? This is clearly your fault.

[boys from the dwarf]

Womble (wimbledon. U.K. Europe.) VS Badger (various continents)

yes. everyone is screwin around with your thread. i guess it just wouldn't be fun if we were all dead serious though.

[Rocket Edge]

Liger VS Tiger

[leader of mortals]

A chinese dog and cat, oh wait the chinese alreay ate them