Adulthood Blows

[Bunny]

My resume is just a piece of paper with the word "AWESOME" written in very large letters.

See, I considered trying that, but people kept giving me this look...

Try putting "Administrator of Internet Forum" on it.

Roto, I suggest putting "works well with others", "great multitasker", and "not afraid to go where most people won't go ever." down under the skills section.