Adulthood Blows

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I practiced writing a resume in Careers last year, but I have yet to write a real one.

[Anaisa]

I did have a great resume but somehow my last career change - being a stay at home mom - is less than impressive on it

You just have to word it in a way that sounds impressive, so instead of saying you've been a stay at home mum, you say you have extensive experience working in child care.

[Roto13]

I wonder if I can write "A good lay," on mine.

[Renmiri]

You just have to word it in a way that sounds impressive, so instead of saying you've been a stay at home mum, you say you have extensive experience working in child care.

Hihi! And put writing fan fiction as "Creative Writing" or something

Don't sell it short. A lot of people doing the hiring are women...with kids of their own so they know where you're coming from. What they don't like to see on resumes are blank spaces where you don't account for your time of not working for a paycheque.

Yeah, I'll try next year, when all my pups are in school. Hopefully they will not see it as a blank period but as a life enriching experience.

PS: Roto, depends on the job you are going for... And how cute the interviewer is

[Bunny]

My resume is just a piece of paper with the word "AWESOME" written in very large letters.

See, I considered trying that, but people kept giving me this look...

Try putting "Administrator of Internet Forum" on it.

Roto, I suggest putting "works well with others", "great multitasker", and "not afraid to go where most people won't go ever." down under the skills section.

[Shlup]

I don't think "not afraid to go where most people won't go ever" would be appropriate for an elementary school teacher resume.

I gave out like a dozen resumes today! Got one interview so far.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I have one but it needs to be updated. Nothing really interesting on it.

[Jojee]

I made a resume my freshman year, had to submit it to get the internship at the Capitol. :\ I'm not sure if that's how a resume was supposed to look, but it got me the job so. xD

[Hambone]

Nope. I'm 13. I wonder if you'd even need one for the career I'm pursuing.

[Shlup]

Nope. I'm 13. I wonder if you'd even need one for the career I'm pursuing.

What's the career?

[Bunny]

Nope. I'm 13. I wonder if you'd even need one for the career I'm pursuing.

What's the career?

Prostitution?

[Shoeberto]

I have one that I wrote for college scholarships. It could be more impressive, I suppose, but I think it has some eye catching things on it.

[Hambone]

Nope. I'm 13. I wonder if you'd even need one for the career I'm pursuing.

What's the career?

Prostitution?

Yup.

No, soloist.

[41-Inches-Wide]

I am graduating in BS Agriculture and Astronomy in 2 months, I have yet to make a resume. :O

[Renmiri]

Agriculture and Astronomy ? Where can you work, on a Mars farm ?

j/k, I have done 2 years of Astronomy myself before graduating on EE