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  1. 08-29-2007, 07:37 PM #226
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    Because his Mother is Phoenix and his father is a giant Sea Eel.
    (a stupid anwser with a touch of sence,... god, don't you just hate when it gets creepy?)

    Why is Squall so down and depressed all the time, constently saying whatever and none of your business?
    You would be too if you had a girlfriend like Riona!
    (Rinoa: Concert, Concert, Concert, Concert...
    Squall: Yeah... Whatever ''you get on my nerfs''.)
    Sorry, I had to tell this...

    Why did sexy Quistis made love to Squall in his room while he was sleeping?
  2. 08-30-2007, 11:27 AM #227
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    well.. teenage girls are like lumberjacks.. no wood gets wasted.

    why is everyone in that game so short?

  3. 08-30-2007, 07:08 PM #228
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    So you wouldn't feel left out.

    Why do I hate this thread?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
  4. 08-30-2007, 10:39 PM #229
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    you keep insulting everyone so the feeling is mutual.

    why doesnt a gunblade need reloading?

  5. 08-30-2007, 11:09 PM #230
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    (I could argue about this being the gunblade don't shoot bullets while in the case clearly has some.)

    I'll anwser you back with another question.

    Why does Irvine never need bullets to shoot in normal attack?
    Anwser them both.
  6. 08-31-2007, 12:28 PM #231
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    because its a GAME!!.. like in those old movies where a 6-round revolver can shoot 18 times without reloading.

  7. 09-08-2007, 04:43 PM #232
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    Why does Squall needs to fall in love with Riona, of all the girls in the game that wants him?
  8. 09-08-2007, 09:58 PM #233
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    Because he's a total and utter prick.

    Whip or nunchuck?
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
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    Squall's a victim of the whip, real reason why he's not with Quistis. Whip.
    By the way, it's the creators of the game who are at fault.

    Why is there always a black haired girl in each FFs (on PS at least.) (Because it's Japanise, but state your own.)
  10. 09-13-2007, 11:38 AM #235
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    Lack of hairdressers

    What is Nida's gender?
  11. 09-17-2007, 12:48 AM #236
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    guy, he doesn't wear a skirt.

    What's the relation between Quistis and Xu?
  12. 09-17-2007, 06:19 AM #237
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    They have absolutely no relationship during the day.

    Why do I like this thread so much!?
  13. 10-13-2007, 07:05 PM #238
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    because its hillarious

    how did we receive the 1st weapons monthly in a dream and once we exit the dream we have it
    I can resist anything but temptation
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    Because I came back to EoFF!

    Why did I bring this thread back?


    Please don't bring threads back. This game is dead. ~ShlupQuack
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