Because his Mother is Phoenix and his father is a giant Sea Eel.
(a stupid anwser with a touch of sence,... god, don't you just hate when it gets creepy?)
Why is Squall so down and depressed all the time, constently saying whatever and none of your business?
You would be too if you had a girlfriend like Riona!
(Rinoa: Concert, Concert, Concert, Concert...
Squall: Yeah... Whatever ''you get on my nerfs''.)
Sorry, I had to tell this...
Why did sexy Quistis made love to Squall in his room while he was sleeping?