i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here. so here it is:
why does Rinoa fancy Squall?
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i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here. so here it is:
why does Rinoa fancy Squall?
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Because she likes emos.
How do you aquire Irvine's gun(for your own use)?
by deleting him from the game memory
what's up with Ultimcia?
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Who?
What's up with Ultimecia?
...Geddit?
She's just paranoid
Why does Zell have to go all around the world to do one punch?
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(yay i inspired someone)
he had to learn from various masters of the world
who is squall
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
the main antagonest of the story
is zell gay?
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Of course! Why else would he be so attracted to phallic foods like hot dogs so much?Originally Posted by jammi567
How many girls does Irvine get?
One and a half.
How many guys does Irvine get?
none because he's straight lol
Why is big bad rascal so bad?
Because he sleeps with Zell
Why does Squall think he's a lion?
Because he has the word Lion all over him.
What's the connection between a squall and a lion?
They both have low verbal skills.
Why those Ultimacia's character doesn't cut it for one of the best FF games?
Because she isn't male, have silver hair or have a Murmusine...:rolleyes2
When did Zell find out he was gay?
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Squall told him when they woke up together.
Why wasn't Sephiroth in this game?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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