i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here, so here it is:
why does Kuja wear a thong?
i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here, so here it is:
why does Kuja wear a thong?
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Because he's a trans mon.
What has Bahamut got to do with a Garnet?
He's her pet dragon
why does Zidane have a tail?
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Zidane sewed it on himself because he thinks it's macho sexy.
What doe's Vivi's face look like under his hat?
Young and Stupid, left wide open. Hearts are wasted, lives are broken.
[xander]Maximum sig height is 250 pixels. ~ your friendly neighbourhood Cid's Knight.[/xander]
she thinks it makes her look sexy.
What goes on in Steiners head?
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"She looks sexy in that orange spandex."
Why oh why when the Fat Chocobo plays his Fat Chocobo Card (about every 50 freakin' games) does he play it last so that I can't win it from him?
because you're not a chocobo, so he's being a head.
Why is there someone called Cid?
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Because she's actually a moogle in disguise
Why does a castle have wings?
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Because its actually Eiko in disquise.
Why does everyone in FFIX resemble some kind of animal?
They don't O.o
Why does Amarants fringe start below his eyes?
jkhkjg
Because he's a chav.
why does Beatrix love Steiner?
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Because he looks and s**gs like her dad.
Why does the queen look like a big fat whale?
because she is one.
what's up with Necron?
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