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**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 09:25 AM

i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here, so here it is:

why does Kuja wear a thong?

**Twilight Edge** · 02-04-2007, 10:03 AM

Because he's a trans mon.

What has Bahamut got to do with a Garnet?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 11:00 AM

He's her pet dragon

why does Zidane have a tail?

**thehodgepodge37** · 02-04-2007, 12:31 PM

Zidane sewed it on himself because he thinks it's macho sexy.

What doe's Vivi's face look like under his hat?

**f f freak** · 02-04-2007, 12:46 PM

A chocobo's butt.

Why does Garnet wear orange spandex?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 12:51 PM

she thinks it makes her look sexy.

What goes on in Steiners head?

**ScottNUMBERS** · 02-04-2007, 01:34 PM

"She looks sexy in that orange spandex."

Why oh why when the Fat Chocobo plays his Fat Chocobo Card (about every 50 freakin' games) does he play it last so that I can't win it from him?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 03:01 PM

because you're not a chocobo, so he's being a

head.

Why is there someone called Cid?

**senecawolf** · 02-04-2007, 06:33 PM

people have trouble naming their kids.

Why does Eiko have wings?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 08:19 PM

Because she's actually a moogle in disguise

Why does a castle have wings?

**arcanedude34** · 02-04-2007, 08:38 PM

Because its actually Eiko in disquise.

Why does everyone in FFIX resemble some kind of animal?

**No.78** · 02-04-2007, 09:07 PM

They don't O.o

Why does Amarants fringe start below his eyes?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 09:26 PM

Because he's a chav.

why does Beatrix love Steiner?

**Albel** · 02-04-2007, 09:36 PM

Because he looks and s**gs like her dad.

Why does the queen look like a big fat whale?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 11:02 PM

because she is one.

what's up with Necron?

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