Because it's better than the FU's. XD
When does Dagger change her name back?
Because it's better than the FU's. XD
When does Dagger change her name back?
When you start a new game
Is Quina a man or a sheman?
A she.
Hiw do forks own people in real life?
When you poke them in the pancreas with it.
Exactly how long does Freya's jump last?
Until she needs to get to toilet.
What actually are those 'friendly' creatures?
FINARU FANTAJII KYUU COMPLETED!
FINARU FANTAJII GO COMPLETED!
robots in disguise.
how come there is only one bomb enemy in the game?
Because the game is medieval.
Why is FFIX medieval?
It's not
Why are there no evil moogles?
Because they are brainwashed when born.
How was the fat chocobo made?
They took a regular Chocobo and made him eat.
Why does Stiltzkin keep raising his prices?
He's broke.
Why does Slitzkin get broke?
Because he doesnt raise his prices enough.
Where does Eiko hold her moogle?
He set himself on fire![]()
How did fat chocobo get so fat?