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    Because she wants to look like Amy Lee. (Lead singer of Evanescence.)

    Why did Rikku choose to feed Tidus hot/spicy food?
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  2. #17

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    Cuz he's mexican

    why are the main characters so young?

  3. #18

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    (yay im inspiration again)

    because of the recent up in youth consumerism in japan

    why is tidus mexican
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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    because he looks like one.

    whyis Kimahri strong and silent?
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    You would be too if you'd just eaten beans for lunch.

    Why is 'You Know' such a popular phrase in FFX?

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    Because the cast of FFX have lost their scripts and are hoping that you know enough to continue the storyline without their help.

    Why is Blitzball played with a ball?
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    Because a cube is a lot less waterdynamic.

    What happened to Tidus' other pant leg?

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    it got eaten by jecht

    why did jecht eat tidus' pantleg
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

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    Because he was being a canabal...

    Why does Tidus have to be a dream?
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    Because he was to good to be true

    Why was Tidus the only name yo could change?

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    Because it was generally agreed upon by the game's creators that Tidus is a stupid name.

    How come you can't change his voice?

  12. #27

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    Because you're not a skilled actor and can't sing for audience of tone deafs.

    Why don't the three girls in the groups admit to their feelings?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    because it would embarris them if they revealed they loved each other, after slagging off Tidua and Wakka all tis time

    Why is Yunalesca an unsent?
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    Because she digs dead people

    Whe will Yunalesca and Mika get it going ?
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    When he accepts that he's got to give up his day job and look after any kids they have.

    what's the dal with Sin?
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