Because she stole the other guardians jugs and put them in her own. THats th magic of her boobs
Is Tidus really straight.
Because she stole the other guardians jugs and put them in her own. THats th magic of her boobs
Is Tidus really straight.
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
I'll take that as a rhetorical question, so that means the answer is so obvious it doesn't need to be said.
Why won't Khimari give up on Yuna?
because they are both boys and kimaris gay like that.
Why is tidus gay.
Because his father got him into it.
How come almost half the main characters are suspected of being gay?
Because that's life.
Everybody knows that high-pitched voices inevitably make you gay.
Fact.
Why did I use Attack Reels today?
Because we know the fish never bite on magic or status reels. XD
When will Lulu stop playing with dolls?
When she gets tired of them.
Why doesn't Tidus use a blitzball for a weapon?
Because Wakka is a kleptomaniac for everything round.
How can Tidus, Wakka and Rikku hold their breath for so long?
Because, unlike everyone else, they're human. XD The others can't even go under water without their help and that'd suck if monsters came in that situation. >.<
What is the difference between blitzball and football (besides the water)?
Blitzball is played with triangular goals.
Why does the Kilika kid want to become a blitzball when he grows up?
Because he likes being man handled by blitzball teams? *shrugs*
How did the Guado come up with their name?
They tried yelling "Oh God!", but they failed.
Why do you have to succeed at Reels and stuff before actually using some of the Overdrives?
To make you pissed and not want to use them after all.
How do the characters keep clean without washing the same clothes they wear throughout the entire journey?
They play lots of Blitzball.
Why does Tidus wake up on Besaid Island?
Why not Kilika Island?
He would have bumped his head on the dock.
How did calie grow so big in just two years?