Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[auronlu]

One of the Three Wise Guys. The contrast between him and Maechen was painfully noticeable.

How did Lady Belgemine acquire a statue of Braska for the "lost" Remiem Temple, when poor Besaid had to wait ten years for theirs?

[Chewy]

She slept with Mika

Why did Lulu's summoner die?

[referday420]

b/c she slept with them and gave them aids.


who is the one person lulu hasnt slept with.

[Renmiri]

Wakka. That is why she married him

Who is Vidina's real father ?

[Tabris]

Auron. It's amazing what those Unsent can accomplish.

Why did Auron really help Tidus to enter Spira?

[Yew-Yevon]

Because he didn't have the red pill to give him.


When is the chocabo season? I want to hunt me some big game!

[Chewy]

January 1st - Febuary 1st (unlucky)




Why isnt Machina called Machines?

[Anno Domini]

budget cuts so they had to cut a letter.

How did the Magus sisters get stuck behind two magic seals in a lost temple, trapped forever with their sisters?

[Chewy]

Because their mother was sick of hearing them arguing

Where is Kimhari's horn?

[Bakamut]

In his pants.

How does the Monster Arena guy create new monsters?

[Chewy]

He tapes them together with double sided sticky tape


Where did Auron get his sword from

[Anno Domini]

you dont question the unsent!

Where is Sin's anus?

[Bakamut]

He has a few. Notice that there are several small holes on his body?

Why did O'Aka become a merchant?

[Chewy]

Because he failed his GCSE's


Why did Seymour wear THAT hat on his wedding day?

[Anno Domini]

It went with his hair nicely.

Why wouldnt summoners travel in groups to increase the chance of survivability on the pilgrimage?