Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Sain Cai]

*in seymour voice* Hadn't you heard? All villians have to be pretty boys with girlie voices *chuckles like he did on Gagzet*

Why do the al bhed need to speak their own language, but everyone else in Spira speaks common? hmmmm? Why...WHY....WHYYYYYYYY???????

[Shlnsengumi]

So they could annoy the hell out of anyone and make them find the primers to understand what they're saying.

Why does Bahamut act so stuck up and proud in FFX (crossing arms together like he's special)

[Gabranth]

because the magus sisters are on his nuts bad.



how does wakka's hair manage to stay up throughout the whole game?

[jammi567]

(something different then this, please)

because he uses the same hair jel as Cloud.

did Yuna and Tidus properally make out at the spring pool?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Of course, we were all there. Tongue or not, it counts buddy.

Why was Yuna sweating and on the verge of collapse after exiting the shrine in Besaid?

[jammi567]

Because he just had her first o****** with the faith.

how can Wakka talk underwater?

[loza]

because his mother was a fish

is sin a guy or a girl? and how can you tell?

[Aqua Mage]

Sin is a girl. You can tell because she is always so moody.

Who is most likely to lead a second life as a stripper out of Yuna, Rikku and Lulu?

[Anno Domini]

Rikku, she is already half undressed .

Why does the battle with Yu- Yevon take place on a sword? what the hell is that!

[Sain Cai]

They tried with a blitzball, but didnt work to well.

Where is Lulu's whip?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Can't you see? The belts for her dress is the whip.

How can you get Tidus' voice to sound deeper?

[Cledarius]

By giving him his balls back.

Why does Wakka hate the Al bhed?

[jammi567]

because they fuc*ed his brother

where's DZ?

[Firo Volondé]

Next to DY.

Why do Al Bheds have blonde hair?

[Sain Cai]

cuz they want to look like me

Can Auron procreate?