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    GO! use leech seed! qwertysaur's Avatar
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    It does, that new ring for Yuna is obviously a different shade of pink.

    Who thought it would be a good idea to build a city on the moonflow.

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    Pft. Tidus'. He's always coming up with the bright ideas. However, the council quickly looked over the idea of calling it 'Macarena.'

    Why, oh why is Yuna so slow? (like, in the head.)

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    Because (pause) she loves a man (pause) with a slow hand

    What goes best with a Jumbo Flan?


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    Peanut butter!

    Why isn't there any peanut butter in spira?

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    Mika confiscates all of it to make some aphrodisiac potion

    Does Mika get any ?
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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    (It would help if the majority of the forum knew what aphrodisiac meant...)
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

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    so dead guys do get horny huh?

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    No, the Pyroflies can't go stiff...

    Why is Kimahri so short???

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    cuz when he was little he did drugs that stunted his growth(dont do drugs kids)

    Why does yuna love that whine ass Tidus(or no name)

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    If you grew up in an island where the only eligible male is Wakka, wouldn't you ?

    Why does Lulu dig Wakka ?
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    On the contrary why does Wakka marry Lulu when she is clearly the Blitzball teams slut?

    (That was an answer and a question)

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    as if wakka can get another girl to marry him..
    is yojimbo gona buy that BMW soon?

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    If he knows you're around, he'll want to run you over.

    Why do I hate this thread?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    coz retards dont have sense of humor..
    does kimahri wear undies?

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    no why would he he dosent have a horn
    whats with aruons scar on his face

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