Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 09:32 AM

i saw this on the final fantasy vii forum but not on here. so here it is:

why does Tidus have such a high voice?

**Sain Cai** · 02-04-2007, 03:02 PM

Because he really is Meg Ryan

What happens if Kimahri gets horny?

**Iceglow** · 02-04-2007, 04:21 PM

he can't because he has no horn :P

What is it with all the buckles on Lulu's dress, doesn't she ever get fraustrated if she needs to go to the loo?

**Renmiri** · 02-04-2007, 04:38 PM

No, those are for S&M with Wakka

Seymour, why do you dress like a woman ?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 04:58 PM

Because he's a trans., and actually wants to be called Mary

How do both him and Wakka manage to kee their hair up like that.

**Sain Cai** · 02-04-2007, 05:45 PM

They use the same hair gel as Cloud

Better question is how wakka can keep his hair up while blitzing

**N8V_Tidus25** · 02-04-2007, 05:48 PM

sperm particles like camron diaz in "something about mary"

why do all the guado have the same last names?

**senecawolf** · 02-04-2007, 07:06 PM

they're all inbreds

How do the blitzball players breathe underwater?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 08:22 PM

Through holes in their faces

Why is Tidus considered queer?

**No.78** · 02-04-2007, 09:02 PM

Because some people are stupid.

Why do they never change clothes?

**Hambone** · 02-04-2007, 09:14 PM

They do. On the pilgrimage, everyone brought a huge suitcase full of the same clothes. They put on new clothes everytime you enter a new area.

Why does Auron always wear sunglasses?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 09:29 PM

Because it makes him look cool.

Why does Yu-Yevon look like a bug?

**Ben** · 02-04-2007, 09:42 PM

I'm sorry, but c'mon guys, not another one of these threads, we have them in almost all the final fantasy ones...

**Albel** · 02-04-2007, 10:11 PM

Hey, its not his fault he's deformed

Why do the guado have such long arms and fingers?

**jammi567** · 02-04-2007, 11:04 PM

Because they are part elves

why does Lulu want to be a goth?

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