View Poll Results: What way of being killed sucks more?

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  • Gardening accident

    13 27.08%
  • Frisby accident

    18 37.50%
  • Both suck pretty equally

    8 16.67%
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    Kill all the humans Venom's Avatar
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    Default What way of being killed sucks more?

    Honestly, I think the gardening accident would suck more because theres so many unlikely and uncomfortable ways to be killed in the garden and I wouldnt want people saying "Ha! Ha! He got killed in a gardening accident."

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    Frisbee, because it means a) you can't catch and b) your mate is in prison for manslaughter


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    I dunno, theres a tonne of respectable ways you could die wheile gardening (lawnmower accident, implaing yourself on somekind of shovel). But theres only really one nway you could die by frisbee, and thas taking a blow to the head...which makes you lose all the dignity you have...which would suck

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    The only good thing about getting killed in a gardening accident is that you help push up your own daisies. At least then you have the dignity of knowing that your plants would still grow.

    Being decapitated by an uncontrolled frisbee sucks much more.
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    These options suck. Where's my kitchen accident?
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    i think people would laugh more about a frisbee accident becuz,well, think about it. "He died because jennifer threw the frisbee to hard at his head and it fell off."

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    Well, I don't know sounds like a good option.
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    You'd have to be in a garden that housed smurfing zombies or something...
    And you must have been playing with a saw blade for a Frisbee.

    Actually, placed this way, they seem to sound actually quite bad-ass.
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    How the hell do you die from a frisbee.

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    ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post

    O_o
    I really was like saying "Holy crap". lol
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    There are much more ways to die by a gardening accident, so that would suck more.......dying by a frisbee? what the hell? who comes up with these? o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    How the hell do you die from a frisbee.
    OKAY JUST LOOK AT MIRAGE'S LINK BECAUSE I FAIL
    Last edited by Jowy; 02-04-2007 at 07:24 PM.

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    You fail, Jowy.
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    Good ol' bathroom accident is what you want.

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