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    "Even though you swing your sword vigorously, it will only pass straight through us because we NPCs are ethereal."

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    HEY *insert character name* I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?

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    Watch me dance! Got dollars?

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    I thought it was supposed to be fictional... Shlup?

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    Where does it say that?

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    "Yarrr I be kid napping your fair lass. Yarr she be having a bit of the dark artes. Yarr can be getting me ship back from thy ruffians who have plundered me booty! Thy ruffians make for the Cave surrounded by whirlpools in the East."
    "Yarr for retrieving me ship I will bestow upon the lass the spell of the sea!" [Female Lead learns !Turbulance]

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    "(The man speaks in an unintelligible gibberish, but the fact that he is holding out an empty teacup and writhing on the ground, combined with the fact that there is a large "NO DOGS, NO GREATAXES, NO DOCTORS AUM" sign on the nearby tea room house, leads you to believe that he wishes for something to ease his addiction.)"

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    ill transport you to the next town if you can help find my car keys i know i put them on the counter and theyre not theyre FIND THOSE CAR KEYS!
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    Find me the one blade of grass that has more of those itty bitty microscopic insects than the rest...ready? There's the field there...go!

    ...while you're at it, beware...my dog decided to take a Chuck Norris over there...

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    Hello! Like, OMG, are you really the hero!
    Can you, like, dude, I mean, can you save the world and such.
    Dude! My sister doesn't believe me when I say I dated you in high school. Go tell her I'm right and I'll give you the ADAMANT.

    (SPOILER)The tragedy, of course, is that two siblings can no longer trust each other. Only by reaffirming that unbreakable bond that is family ties, strong values, and the infinity of truth can you achieve the strongest material for the unyieldingly powerful weapon, Excalibur.

    So go, with a symbolic gesture of perfection, achieve a 900 DMG weapon!

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    It might go something like this.
    Attached Files Attached Files
    I believe in the power of humanity.

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    Get me a love potion and give it to my <3 and I'll give you whatever reward is appropriate for your current progress through the story.

    Or I'll send you out to collect twelve Wolf Spleens from the local wolves. These wolves are apparently bizarre hideous magical/genetic mutations, because only about 15% of them will have spleens.

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    I'd say: "I don't want to be a side character, I'm too good to be a side character, so you better take me with you wherever it is you're going, so I can be lead." "If you don't, you'll be sentencing yourself to death!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    HEY *insert character name* I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
    "YES/NO"

    No.

    Lol, I made a good thread, I feel all speshal.

    Please continue.

    *you recieved withered bouquet*
    jkhkjg

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    You, uh, want my set of keys so you can finish your quest? Sure man, no problem. I hate how everyone else makes you do some weird quest to get like.. a piece of wood from some forest clearing because it is somehow special. Anyway, here ya go. Good luck.

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