hmmm...ya...if im not going anywhere...ill leave maself to get nice and fuzzy ....and...uh...imma kinda tryin to do this cool goatee thing...get this right...

grow a proper goatee mmk....then...
shave one side of it off ....

ive been tryin to get it just right...i dont think its going to happen...this kind of facial hair mastery wont be easy....but ive got time....