Nintendo's Comeback

[Captain Maxx Power]

Nintendo sucks.
Sony sucks.
Microsoft sucks.
Blah Blah Blah.
Bitch Bitch Bitch.
Bias Bias Bias.
Nonsense.
Bull****.
My console can beat up your console.
Useless, irrelevant facts.
Off-topic console hate.
Links to sales figures.
Because I say it, it's true.
Everyone must think like me.


There. No need to read the rest of the thread.

*sheds a tear*

...thank you...