EoFF Valentine's Messaging Service. Oh yes, sweet potatoes!

[Tempest]

Thank you to the ones who sent me a Valentines. I hope we have this next year so I can send some out.

[SammieBabe]

For the anonymous person who sent me one....
Psy, I love you too...
lbpm, no one holds a special place in my heart like you do...

[Christmas]

KK, I lied.

To all the 8 person that sent me their valentine message, I'm sorry but I dun really have the time or anything err....touching or romantic to write about.

So thank you once again to whoever you are and I still HATE you all equally.

EDIT: Rye make me cccchhuuuuu~~~~

Bert stole Ki Ki from me.

Curtis is like spring to me.

Celes is like

Aicha is my favourite corn farmer.

I thought Corncracker ditched me, lol. Oh well.

And for the last two I really have no idea who you ppl are.

[Chemical]

I know that reviving threads is a no no

... but! I was in Holland so I never got to reply or send out my own V-Day wishes.

Message 1:
Want to be valentines? We'll make bank on cam shows.
From: Shlup

Message 2:
I meant every word I said in acrowars. See you soon!
- You know who~

Message 1
In Response:

My dearest Shlup, I'll book the room at the cheapest and skeeziest hotel, look for me in Room 23 under the alias "Boobs McGee"
I'll bring the whipcream if you bring the cherries and BJ can be the cam man for 10% of all the royalites.

May my love for you never die.



Message 2
In Response:
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Mommy?


My V-Day message:
(To one and all)

Valentines day is often critisized as being a HallMark corporate scam. Which it is. But really? who would complain about free candy and obligatory affection? The short answer me. You're all desprate for attention and self-affirmation through the actions derived from one day of a year when love is cheaper than an Amsterdamn whore. Ultimately you're all hiding from the cruel reality of life - you are alone and you will die alone. So when that special day comes around once more I suggest you slip on your food stained sweat pants and learn to love the only one you can deppend on ... TV.

[41-Inches-Wide]

OMG! I AM AICHA YOU FRUITFLYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I didn't send you messages. This is the pits.


(SPOILER)SORRY FOR REPLYING TO A REVIVED THREAD I WAS ABSENT DURING THE DURATION OF THIS EVENT BUT NOW I AM HERE I AM MAD LIKE RAWR