EoFF Valentine's Messaging Service. Oh yes, sweet potatoes!

[- loony bob penetrated me]

Why hello there Eyeson, do you know what time of year it is? Not to worry if you don't, for I am going to tell you: It is February, and Valentine's Day is soon to be upon us!

And so here's the deal.

You PM me a Valentine's message for a member, and on Valentine's day I will deliver the message to that member!

It doesn't have to be a love message. Maybe you just think that member is a nice person. Maybe you like their artwork. Maybe you liked a thread they made. Maybe you appreciate their friendship. It doesn't matter! It's always nice to say good things about people.

You can send out messages to as many members as you like. Send them to 1, send them to 5, send them to 50! I don't mind, I will deliver all of them!

If you want to leave your name on the message, then you can, otherwise it will remain anonymous. I will not tell a living soul that the message was from you, even under torture, and judging from my user name, you can see I've undergone a lot! Personally I think messages are more romantic when they are anonymous, but it is up to you if you want to leave your name. Don't leave a name of another EoFF member, though. That's not very nice and I will be upset that you have tried to use me.

So go on, it'll only take 2 minutes or so to make someone's day better. It's worth it!

Oh no! It is now too late! I am messaging right now!