They go the reverse direction of the digestive system. (gross, but if that's the only answer I could come up with that wouldn't be thre truth. XD)
How can you get that Dinosaur monster in the Estersand leave the area?
They go the reverse direction of the digestive system. (gross, but if that's the only answer I could come up with that wouldn't be thre truth. XD)
How can you get that Dinosaur monster in the Estersand leave the area?
Make him drink too much soda so he has to go potty.
How can a Viera and a Bangaa date ?
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He picks her up at 8, they go the movies and she has to be back by 11 or the village will notice she's missing.
Why did the chocobo cross the road?
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to get the gysahl green on the other side.
what does the hell wyrm do in its spare time?
it tryies to 'wyrm' its way out of its room....
why dont our characters ever get a scratch but still die?
owh..signature..cool!!!! lemme get my pen....*goes to get pen n comes back* there we go.....HOLY SH*T I've DESTROYED MY MONITOR!!!
they hurt on the inside.
what would the child of a moogle and a viera look like?
Tall and furry.
What Hogwarts' house would Larsa be in?
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Slytherin of course. He's already got the matching pendant for it.
Why *do* Couerls have such huge craniums?
Have you seen how ugly their females are ??!?!? Gives you a big headache just looking at them, the poor males have to date the beasts!
Why is Penelo even in the game ?
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Originally Posted by Renmiri
This i like! Penelo is no good for anything, and her quickenings are lame. The only answere that i can come up with though is comic relief
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Why does Shemhazi(sp?) have a horse strapped to her back?
Polaris is the master of all sig-making!
She misread her horse riding manuals
Why does Mateus hides behind a woman ?
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Because that is as close as he will ever get.
Where was Yiazmat before you got to fight him?
Playing with Tiamat's tail.
Why do you have to fight an Adamantoise?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
To prove you have a tougher shell than it does
How does the Marilith wine hangover feel like ?
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HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!
how much money does it cost to buy a poopy spear, the ultimate weapwn
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