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[Renmiri]

99 pebbles
1 Marilith liver
3 Marlboro bathtubs
5 Belias socks
1 belito fang
15 Shemhazai droppings

Sell all at the Mushu Bazaar

Why the fudge you can not touch those beastly four chests if you want the zodiac spear ?

[jessica85r]

It's like Christmas. If you peak, Santa will know and won't bring the spear for you.

If Balthier and Basch were a couple, which one would be the Seme?

[Gabranth]

Basch.


What's a Seme?

[Jerseymilk]

A very rare breed of Chocobo. (It's actually the Japanese term for the "dom" in a gay male relationship. And of course the "sub" is the Uke.)

Why do all Viera dress like hookers?

[Renmiri]

Guess where all the Henne Mines workers spend their salary.

Why does Fran stick with Balthier ?

[kurosaki_ichigo]

Cause she wondered too far from her home.....

Why doesnt anyone in your party ever wear realistic clothes?

[N8V_Tidus25]

its realistic to them not us

what is realism?

[Magic Guy]

Hatred or intolerance of real people.

What is wrong with Vaan's abs?

[kurosaki_ichigo]

He had one too many of migelos sundries

How much are balthiers pants worth?

[Renmiri]

Brand new ? 30 gil Used by him ? 1,000,000 gil on fan sites

Why does Basch wear shorts ?

[McLovin']

It's easier to run.

How do elementals see?

[Jerseymilk]

They use "Sight Unseeing".

Do you think Gilgamesh has an inferiority complex?

[tidus_rox]

He can't... Vayne makes him drink Bucchus Wines every day to calm it down...


Why are the bosses in this game so easy?

[N8V_Tidus25]

cause they also drink bacchus wines which also makes vieras easy

what did fran and balthier do for the year after bahamut was destroyed.

[kurosaki_ichigo]

Repopulate the vieras

Why does larsa dress like a renisance lady of the night?