1 - Raistlin (Now with 35% more Canada-bashing)

[Freya]

You're.. calling me loving and caring?

I have feelings too, y'know.

You love to hate don't you? Don't anwser that, obviously you do through out this thread.

[Tavrobel]

I think i'm half raistlin but only because I'm loving and caring individual JUST LIKE HIM! I love to contradict everything anyone has to say about me that could possibly hurt my ego. Even if it's just a small chance.

This explains your incredible disdain for trees, especially those of the fictional type.

[Shlup]

Joel, go put a red chip by your name. You owe me one minute of your recess for being rude to your friends. Now go and finish counting the painted beans.

Shlup: Well at least I'm not a FATTY!

I'm also 19 1/2. Only 3 years off. Maybe your kindergarten students can teach you how to add.

You have been officially downgraded to twelve.

[oddler]

Unne is a 9.6 Raistlin himself.

I'll have to ask him.

[Iceglow]

I'd have thought he was more 10 Shlup but then I could be wrong, you're the kindegarten teacher.

[Raistlin]

You have been officially downgraded to twelve.

Sorry, Shlup, but even though you like to "play" with the little boys, doesn't mean I'll let you molest me just because you pretend that I'm twelve.

[Shlup]

Fine, but you still have to wear the costume.

[Raistlin]

The stripper costume you bought me? I told you, Shlup, I won't do that for you! I know you've been desperate for some Raist-action ever since you scheduled your wedding on my birthday, but no means no!

[Shlup]

I meant the bear costume. I think Yams kept the stipper costume 'cause I haven't seen it since last time I caught him climbing out my window at 3:00am.

[Rye]

The stripper costume you bought me? I told you, Shlup, I won't do that for you! I know you've been desperate for some Raist-action ever since you scheduled your wedding on my birthday, but no means no!

Don't flatter yourself, silly Wes.

[oddler]

Since when do stippers have costumes? Most of them are naked, right?

[Bunny]

Not at the beginning. Thus the name "stripper".

[Rye]

But Odd Eye, my dear, what do they wear before the strip? You know, the strippers who are like "'AAAAY LADIES, IS THERE A FIRE IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST IN MY PANTS ;D ;D" and he strips out of his fake fireman outfit and he shows everyone his "hose." D:

[Iceglow]

Rye that sounds/looks like you know from having gone to many ladies nights....

[Chemical]

Ok, now that you've expressed your opinion, do you have any evidence for it? I have yet to see any.

And I don't understand what my ego has to do with Canadians being dumb.

I better be an exception to this rule you baboon humping mongloid otherwise I'll give you one more thing to be anal about. (Namely my foot in your ass).


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*snip*

And clearly they're missing the line where TG admits he wishes he was Raistlin.