1 - Raistlin (Now with 35% more Canada-bashing)

[Rye]

I shall carry the torch of reason, once Raistlin is old and feeble, sitting in his rocking chair shooting at school children. I look forward to the day.

Are you posting through some sort of time distortion? Perhaps your words are being telegrammed from 1850, the days of Raistlin's youth.

Yeah, seriously. I would say that it's almost a creepy Anna Nicole Smith type thing, but that joke's inappropriate now.