1, 2, TEN!!!

[Martyr]

Is Home Alone the best movie ever, or what?

I kind of gathered that not all of us are in the shape we'd love to be in. What with diet pill ads all over the tv, people whining about their strength and weight, and my personal dissatisfaction with my personal weakness (I can't bench my weight) and my little tummy.

I just did 10 push-ups!

Yay.

What?

Let me explain the

PATENTED MARTYR'S EOFF WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!

Do either 10 push-ups or sit-ups for each post.

If you post 10 times, that's 50 sit ups and 50 push ups, maybe.

What I'm saying is that if you can burn the calories as fast as you burn up the keyboard, you'll be fit in no time.

(SPOILER)This is an experimental weight loss technique. results are not guaranteed. We have no pictured of fat people who became slim. Use the technique at your own risk, preferably with a lifeguard of adult supervision.

So, kinda the topic, post if you're willing to work-out in tandem with your posting habits or if you have a better idea. (SPOILER)or if you don't give a rat's sculpted rear end

[Bunny]

But then I have to move...

[Levian]

Wait, is this a vicious scheme to make me stop posting?

[Owen Macwere]

But then I have to move...

yes, indeed and I am not ready to set my plate of Mashroom and potato aside.

[Old Manus]

Double posting is encouraged.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I've just had dinner, but I've always wanted to know what it's like to ride in an ambulance

[Vikeve]

Hah I love this idea infact I'll start right now!

[Misfit]

I do that already, and I'm still a little weak loser.

[oddler]

I could do that but then I'd just stop sooner or later. I think I'll just not start at all.

Brilliant, though, I must say.

[Araciel]

i can't add more exercise to what i already do...i would die

[Jowy]

I do pushups and crunches before I go to bed and I still lack muscle tone. =P

[Araciel]

I do pushups and crunches before I go to bed and I still lack muscle tone. =P

common...

oops i mean come on

you have to know it takes more than that

[Aqua Mage]

Before and After
--->

NOTE: These pictures are most defenitely of the same people.
I'm happy to be able to help with the promoting of this uber-cool idea.

[Christmas]

I make people do push up in the military, I dun do it myself.

[Freya]

Sounds fun but I just ate.