Auron and Basch sit with their feet up at the lounge area.

Basch: "What is the real meaning of both of our lives?

Auron looks up at Basch and then sips a drink from his pouch

Auron: "To guard kids like him", (He points at Tidus who is intimately hugging Yuna and nearly snogging the lips off of her)

Basch: "Who...Vaan" (Basch looks confusingly at Tidus)

Auron: "No that's Vaan, you only can't tell because of their feminine features and immature attitude towards life"

Basch: "Very true, I'm glad Lady Ashe had never grown attached to the street rat-Vaan" (He giggles tediously)

Rikku walks over to Auron, and is clearly drunk with sluttish actions being exposed

Rikku: "...Errrrr...Auron sweetie-have you been working out?" (she grabs a hold of his biceps and begins squeezing them)

Auron starts smiling and winks at Selphie, who is drunk also. She drunkenly walks over.

Selphie: "BUMMER BUMMER BUMMER...OH YEAH, BUMMER!", she takes a grasp of Auron's hand and escorts him to the basement with Rikku, and all three of them start chuckling-leaving Basch behind.

Basch: "Ever since i was left to rot in the dingy pits of Rabanastre, the ladies have come to a conclusion that i'm skinny and of no sexual delight...", (sighs pathetically out loud)