Final Fantasy hero get together

[Dragonface]

Cloud: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most emo of us all?
Mirror: Clearly, that's Squall.
Cloud: WHAT?! How can you possibly think that Squall is more emo than I?
Mirror: Oh, go cut yourself.
Cloud: I'll do just that, thank you very much. *Leaves*

*later...*

Squall: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most emo of us all?
Mirror: Tidus is THE most emo of you all.
Squall: WTF?!?
Mirror: Hes been like that after he found out that Yuna was having sex with Aeris.
Squall: ...CLOUD!
*Elsewhere*
Aeris: You know Yuna, you're more pettier than the most pettist flower there is.
Yuna: Oh you...*Blushing*

*To the table of side show freaks...*

Zell: Wait a minute! Wheres Kimahri?
RedXIII: Beats me.
*Kimahri apeared*
Kimahri: Sorry guys, I just got here. Lulu has put me in the vet for me to be...you know...
RedXIII: OUCH!

[Wolf Kanno]

Aerith walks by carrying a plate of food. She drops an olive from her plate and as she goes to grab it, her theme begins to play... suddenly there is a HD level detail to herself and her eyes and skin begin to glisten. She starts to slowly nibble on the olive as light from the heavens begins to bathe her in it's warmth...

Every male character within a 30 meter radius begins to swoon over her... She neatly finishes the olive with a rather suggestive moan and the said guys fall over with nosebleeds. Aerith does a cute giggle and walks away, her music and heavenly light continue wherever she goes...

Rinoa, Tifa, and Terra are having drinks while they witness this...

Tifa: Gawd I hate her!

Rinoa and Terra: Tell me about it.

Tifa: She totally stole Cloud from me!

Terra: (Taking a sip from her wine) Oh that's a load of bull and you know it. You never liked Cloud until she showed up. You never gave him the time of day when you were kids, hell you barely showed any affection to him when he worked with you in AVALANCHE.

Rinoa: She's got you there Tifa. You didn't begin to really show any romantic interest until Aerith appeared and even she doesn't really give a damn about him, she has Zack...

All three take a moment to dwell on the sexiness of Zack...

Tifa: That's not fair to gang up on me. Besides, why do you hate her? She's not even in your games.

Terra: SHE'S A TOTAL RIP OFF OF ME!

Rinoa: I'M ALWAYS BEING NEGATIVELY COMPARED TO HER!

Tifa: Calm down and explain.

Terra: She completely copied me! We're both hunted by powerful organizations that want to exploit our abilities. We're both mixed races, we're both powerful magic users, we both had questionable interests in the lead males, we both made grand sacrifices to save the world! But just because I wasn't killed in ty 97's era CG cutscenes, I get dropped like last weeks news... I was the token female that the fanboys worshipped! Even Celes hates her for stealing her theme...

Rinoa: Me, I'm always compared to her and everyone says I don't have a real personality. I'm more like a human being than she is! Her personality is like an evil cross between Barbie and Belldandy... But me? just cause I whine and tease Squall and have no buisness being in leaque with a military force, and maybe slept around a bit... I'm considered this evil, uninteresting, she-devil. What's wrong fanboys? Am I too REAL for you?! Well screw you! I know your girlfriends aren't since your typing with them!

Tifa: What's even worse is the fact that since she got killed, she's a martyr. Fanboys treat her like she's some virtual Holy Mother. How can we even compete?

Terra: We can always get a lobotamy so we'll be as shallow and airheaded as Yuna. She's the only girl among us that has been able to slightly get out of the shadow of Aerith.

Rinoa: Even though she's nothing more than an airheaded version of her?

Terra: Who's a copy of Lenna...

Tifa: Who's a copy of Rosa...

The three swallow the last of their drinks and slam them on the table with a heavy sigh...

Tifa, Rinoa, and Terra: Barkeep! We need another round!

To Be Continued...

[Dragonface]

*As Kain shows up...*
Host: Sir, a table is ready for you.
Kain: Ok...
*The host lead Kain to the 'Backsabbers table'
Kain: Oh crap!
Leon: Looks whos just join us.
Leo: That makes four now...
Kain: Wait, I only see you two.
Leon: He ment you inclunded...Leo whos the fourth person?
Bigg: Sorry guys.
Wlegd: You got no idea that me and Bigg apeared in 6, 7, and 8.
Kain: Hold on...You two were the bad guys in FF8.
Bigg: Thats why all five of use are on this 'backsabbing' table. Where were the good guys at one point, bad guys in the other.
Kain: WHAT! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.
Leo: What a baby.
Leon: I'm off.
Leo: Where to?
Leon: To beat the crap out of Squall.
Leo: ...Why?
Leon: Go play Kingdom Hearts!
Kain: Oh yea! Squall use the name Leon in Kingdom Hearts!

*Elsewhere*

Squall: Oh crap...
Cloud: What?
Squall: I'm a dead man.
Tidus: When you die, say hello to Auron while you there.
Cloud: Why?
Tidus: Dul! He dead!
Cloud: Oh...Do that to Areis as well.