They would drink tea.
They would drink tea.
All the Cids are fighting eachother to see 'Whos the best Cid'...
Cid(VII): I'M THE BEST!
Cid(IV): NO I AM!
Cid(IX): Don't make me come up that nose of yours.
Cid(I): Me step Bug!
Cid(TSW): YOU FOOLS CAN"T EVEN KNOW WHAT LEFT OR RIGHT!
Cid(X): AND YOUR NOT IN ANY FFs GAMES, MOVIE BOY!
Cid(III): @$^^#%$%$^#$&*#$%&^#$%^*%@#$^$%@$&$%
Cid(V): Any one knows what he said *Points to III*
Cid(VIII): Nope.
Cid(VI): If we pull the Heart out...
Cid(XII): We get a Nobody.
Cid(XIII): When do I first apear?
Cid(II): Beats me, ask Lighting.
Cid(XI): I have seen so many heroes with ramdom names, its no longer funny...
Wolf Kanno make more post pliz, you are funny.
Cid VII: Hey, did they give you a number too?
Cid XI: They sure did, I don't get why there are so many guys called Ci-
*he turns around whilst talking*
Cid VII: GAHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
*he runs away shreaking*
Cid XI: Why does that keep happening?
jkhkjg
Edgar walks over to Barrett, it's obvious he's not in a good mood.
Barrett: What the hell is wrong with you?
Edgar:I've just waisted an hour of my "charm" on a girl who's barely hit puberty. I may be a womanizer but even I have some morals!
Barrett: (Under his breath) No you don't...
Edgar: Did you say something?
Barrett: Just a cough I got. I mean I only wear this vest so it doesn't exactly keep me warm you know. And the gun arm... Lord when it rusts in the rain you would be amazed what it takes to get it off...
(Edgar is of course not listening but scanning the room for more potential beauties when his eyes come across...)
Barrett:.... and that's why Yuffie thinks Vincent is a porn star.
Edgar: Interesting story Barrett, truly rivetting... say... do you know who that vision is?
Edgar points to Faris sitting by the bar.
Barrett: That's Faris, the pirate captain. They say he's pretty good with a sword and takesfrom no man...
Edgar: Excuse me?! That is clearly a woman.
Barrett: No, it's obviously a guy.
Edgar: It's a woman!
Barrett: It's a man!
Zell: God hates me, that only be the answer...
RedXIII: Cheer up! It's not all bad.
Zell: I'm stuck in a party with the poster boy for teen suicide hotline, I got dissed at the party and forced to eat with the FF rejects and THERE ARE NO HOT DOGS!!! AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ANYWAY!!!!????
RedXIII and Zell look at Quina as it consumes Cait Sith.
RedXIII: I don't know what the @#$% that is, all I know is that I want to keep this table between it and my furry hide.
Zell: Agreed
To Be Continued...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Auron and Basch sit with their feet up at the lounge area.
Basch: "What is the real meaning of both of our lives?
Auron looks up at Basch and then sips a drink from his pouch
Auron: "To guard kids like him", (He points at Tidus who is intimately hugging Yuna and nearly snogging the lips off of her)
Basch: "Who...Vaan" (Basch looks confusingly at Tidus)
Auron: "No that's Vaan, you only can't tell because of their feminine features and immature attitude towards life"
Basch: "Very true, I'm glad Lady Ashe had never grown attached to the street rat-Vaan" (He giggles tediously)
Rikku walks over to Auron, and is clearly drunk with sluttish actions being exposed
Rikku: "...Errrrr...Auron sweetie-have you been working out?" (she grabs a hold of his biceps and begins squeezing them)
Auron starts smiling and winks at Selphie, who is drunk also. She drunkenly walks over.
Selphie: "BUMMER BUMMER BUMMER...OH YEAH, BUMMER!", she takes a grasp of Auron's hand and escorts him to the basement with Rikku, and all three of them start chuckling-leaving Basch behind.
Basch: "Ever since i was left to rot in the dingy pits of Rabanastre, the ladies have come to a conclusion that i'm skinny and of no sexual delight...", (sighs pathetically out loud)
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Meanwhile....
(Zell and someone else are in a dark room)
Zell: So, sexy, what's your name?
????: Ummmmmmmmmmm, Bartz.
Zell: That's a pretty name. (starts feeling his knee) So, how do you like it?
Bartz: Up the ass!
Zell: Let's get down to business then!
(Zell and Bartz take off their clothes. But as they do so, Bartz acedently switches on the light, and it's reveled that Bartz is.....
Stay tuned to find out who Zell nearly wrongly shagged!
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
that was very funny ^^Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
lol
PS3 owner, but not played RPG yet (teh) :sweatdrop
Warrior: I like swords.
Black Mage: KNOCK IT OFF WARRIOR!
Red Mage: At least we're not a black dude whos peeking to see what colours panties White Mage wearing?
Theif: Yea!
Monk: Or a person whos steals White Mage's bra.
White Mage: WHAT?!?
Theif&Black Mage: RUN!
Yuffie: WHO THE HECK WOULD HAVE LAME NAMES!
All 6 FFI Heroes: ...KILL HER!
Vivi: Wow! I though I was the only Black Mage here?
Red Mage: ...Black Mage, is hes your kid?
Black Mage: NO! F##K NO!
......VIII's Cid!)
Zell: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! i like to fu*k men, but even i have some morals.
VIII Cid: Well, you see, when Cloud left me....
Zell: You've shagged Cloud! No way, how did you manage that?
VIII Cid: Let's just say that it required me to have a sex change....
Zell: That's it! Leave me and my boyfriends alone, of you'll be beaten up!
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
Tifa: Ok who took my bra?
Black Mage: Wheres my bag of Kamaha beam?
Auron: My sword?
Cid IX: My Airship?
Kain: My spear?
Vaan: MY GAY PRON? *Everyone look at Vaan* What?
~ In the girls restroom ~
Rikku&Yuffie: A BAG OF IMPS! COPY CAT! JINX!
Not in the game at least
All the FF flirters are sitting at one table
Edgar: Hey were's Irvine and Edge
Zack: Didn't you hear? Irvinne's with Selphie and Edge met up with Rydia.
Zidane: In game or in this post?
Zack: This post
Flirters:
Last edited by Edge7; 04-04-2007 at 09:10 PM.
Wolf Kanno, you rock! Post some more, please?
Tidus: I'm board...*Saw Cloud holding a chair in one hand, holding the whip in the other*...Um Cloud what are doing?
Cloud: What do you think I'm doing? *All FF7 Girls about to catch Cloud* BACK I SAY BACK! *Whipping his whip*
Tidus: Wheres Squall?
Zell: He got his own fangirls to worry about.
Tidus: What? *Look at Squall, Squall has the same worry as Cloud has but with all of FF8 Girls instead*
Squall: ORIGHT LADIES BACK OFF! *Whipping his own whip*
Tidus: Hold on where are all the FFX/X-2's Girls?
Zell: ...*Point to Kimahri*
Kimahri: GO MATE YOUR OWN KIND! THATS GOES TO YOU TOO LADY YUNA!
Tidus: ...THATS ITS! I QUIT BEING THE GOOD GUY! I'M GOING TO JOIN THE BAD GUYS INSTEAD! *Exit out*
Zell: What a baby.
Cloud: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most emo of us all?
Mirror: Clearly, that's Squall.
Cloud: WHAT?! How can you possibly think that Squall is more emo than I?
Mirror: Oh, go cut yourself.
Cloud: I'll do just that, thank you very much. *Leaves*
Raijin: "It's totally been great since we been renowned as heroes, Y'know"
Fu: "NO"
Raijin: "What's wrong Fu, you want some fish"
Fu: "NO"
Raijin: "Alright..."
(Raijin leaves and then sits on the couch with Vincent)
Vincent: "Your arrival has lessened the once harmonic atmosphere, I was once shrouded by, the devils will Sin upon me, because of this misdemeanor's presence"
Raijin: "Yo!"
Vincent: "Insolent fool, why can't you think to compensate time with the lady Fu?"
(Fu barges in to the conversation)
Fu: "NO"
Raijin: "She's right, Y'know"
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
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