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    Observe the following excerpt from the Criminal Code of Canada, taken from <a href=http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1190385> here</a>:

    35. Every one who has without justification assaulted another but did not commence the assault with intent to cause death or grievous bodily harm, or has without justification provoked an assault on himself by another, may justify the use of force subsequent to the assault if
    (a) he uses the force

    So basically, Jedi are allowed to commit senseless acts of violence?

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    That's just about the funniest thing I've seen from the Canadian government legal documents in years. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canadia's criminal code
    35. Every one who has without justification assaulted another but did not commence the assault with intent to cause death or grievous bodily harm, or has without justification provoked an assault on himself by another, may justify the use of force subsequent to the assault if

    (a) he uses the force

    (i) under reasonable apprehension of death or grievous bodily harm from the violence of the person whom he has assaulted or provoked, and

    (ii) in the belief, on reasonable grounds, that it is necessary in order to preserve himself from death or grievous bodily harm;
    So no, Bleys, you're wrong. Stop joking around.

    The Jedi explicitly has to use the force in self-defense!

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    lmao, what a thread! i come in here thinking we're gonna be talking about some cool dude in canada who pulled some jedi tricks to rob a bank, and instead...i get this.....wowzers!
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    These are not the penal codes you are looking for.

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    lolz

    yeah that might be a typo

    yeah we rule...didn't i hear somewhere that jedi and sith are accepted as actual religion in some backward country too?!?! THAT may have been just a rumour but i'm pretty sure i heard it in the news or somethin

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    Don't go to Canada! It's a trap!

    Oh, and Araciel, you're probably thinking about the fact that Jedi managed to be represented as a popular religion on a recent Australian census due to Australians having great senses of humor.

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    >>> Canada scare me..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good hockey stick at your side, kid.

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    LOL @ force.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post

    So basically, Jedi are allowed to commit senseless acts of violence?
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by black orb View Post
    >>> Canada scare me..
    I find your lack of faith disturbing.


    there was a picture here

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    Also, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (The Mounties, as they're known in the Great White North), call themselves, "The Force".

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    Very strange indeed, that is.

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