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    I had my shoulder dislocated during snowboarding last december. Doctors gave me morphine and a helicopter-ride.

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    I had a cat jump on my head once and proceeed to tear away various layers of flesh. I've got two scars on my head and one on my face.

    That could classify as the worst birthday ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    I had a cat jump on my head once and proceeed to tear away various layers of flesh. I've got two scars on my head and one on my face.

    That could classify as the worst birthday ever.
    Oh hey, that happened to me once. I probably deserved it for throwing him down the stairs though, so no big deal. It was a bad Christmas though.

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    All I did was put Rockem Sockem Robots back on the shelf and then it swooped down from armoire with claws bared, lusting for my blood.

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    I take back my previous answer, I'd forgot about the time when my friends and I were having a rock war and I got nailed in the head with a beastly stone. Six staples in the head that day.

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    Compressing my vertebrae.

    It paralyzed me for ten minutes after it happened, and the injury still hurts to this day.
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    Tearing various tendons in my groin when I was around 16 was probably my worst injury. Thankfully, the only lasting effects of the injury is that my ligaments and the like will sometimes make audible popping sounds while moving in certain ways.

    I have been under severe pain several times in my life, but in every situation, there was nothing broken, sprained, torn, or otherwise seriously injured. Incidents ranging from falling from two stories to jumping ten feet and having my shins land full-fledged against a metal bar or having 1.5 tons of freight land on my finger... and yet I have yet to have any lasting damage besides the pain...

    My body, apparently, is strangely hardy.
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    i sprained my ankle
    that was probably the only thing bad thats really happened to me...
    i did fall down my cuzzes stairs, and badly hurt my ankle again, i had tears rolling down my cheeks, and i wasnt like "waaahh" crying, it just hurt so much that i had to do that...by god it hurt but thats one of the worse things thats happened to me...
    and all my friends have scars of where they "skidded on their bike cos they fell off" or burnt themselves with their straighteners", nothing matches that with me...apart from my wrists but they arent particularly amazing, the ankle hurts more, and it was still swollen a few months before xmas, and it was a long time before that when it happened, in a way, i was proud of my ankle...how sad

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    Broke both my ankles when I used to play DDR, thing is I never knew they were broken so I walked around for about two weeks before they started to heal and kill me.

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    I haven't really had any really bad injuries but here's a few that I can think of at the moment.

    One time when I was playing hockey at school , this really lanky boy wacked my finger with the hockey stick and it went all purple and swelled up like a balloon. I had to wait in hospital for like 5 hours just to have an x-ray and then for the docter to say "You're very lucky, as you haven't broken it." I was just like X______X.

    Also, one time when I was playing netball at school last year, I went to catch the ball, but it hit my finger and like bent it in. Now I have a very spazzed up finger.

    And another thing that I will always remember is when I was like 6 years old and i decied to wear my mums very high heeled shoes, then I walked down the stairs in them. I fell about half way down, and it hurt....alot .

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    Broke my elbow jumping off a pile of milk crates
    Stupid crates

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    My worst injury has to be when I cracked my head open playing sumo wrestling. What we used to do when I was about ten was we would get read big jumpers and then stuff them with lods of clothes up the front and back. It was so much fun and when you fell back you bounced. I had two friends round playing and they were about to charge into each other when me stupidly enough ran right into the middle and the both smashed me head. I got blood all over my favourite pink dress. Although I got a red stookie (cast)!

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