Kingdom Hearts Behind the Scenes

[Ashley Schovitz]

Ever wondered if what happens behind the scenes of KH and do you wonder if Sora can really beat all those FF characters? This should explain it to you

KH I Traverse Town Squall Scene

Squall: "So What's my role in this scene?"

Director: "In this scene you're going to fight Sora and let him beat you, but make it look good"
Squall: Let this little twirp beat me, oh you better be glad you're paying me good for this!

KH I Neverland flying scene

Director: Listen Sora in this scene you're going to fly

Sora: Fly really!? Awesome I always wanted to fly

Director: Well actually you'll be on wire

Sora depressed: Oh

KH II Sephiroth scene:

Sephiroth: So you want me fight Sora and lose again!?"

Director: Yeah

Sephiroth:Why should I let this brat beat me again when I can tear him limb from in a second?

Director: Because you're the big star babe, I have to have you again, you can do it

Sephiroth: I'll only do it if I can fight Cloud

Director: Deal *shakes Sephiroths hand hard*

KH II

Cloud: Yo director what happened to Aeris she sounds like a drone.

Director: Oh you see that wasn't the same Aeris we had last time, well you know as good as I do that Aeris is dead so we tried to clone her with the remains we found, ,but we ended up making a retarded version with Amnesia.

[Angelroo]

from KH2...

Director: All right, goofy. For this scene you need to get hit in the head with a giant boulder. OK?

goofy: A-hyuk! OK! wait a minute gawrsh, do i have to? *bam*
X.X....*recovers consciousness*

Director: Wait, that wasn't good, enough goofy. You have to LOOK dead. Another boulder!

Goofy: Bwaaah! *bam*

Director: Oops. We need a new stupid dog sidekick! pronto! Does Scooby doo have an agent?

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

Cloud: Yo director what happened to Aeris she sounds like a drone.

Director: Oh you see that wasn't the same Aeris we had last time, well you know as good as I do that Aeris is dead so we tried to clone her with the remains we found, ,but we ended up making a retarded version with Amnesia.

that was the only funny one

[Dragonface]

~ Before starting Kingdom Heart ~

Director: Ok last we need A Cid, not ALL Cids!
All Cids: WHAT?!?
Director: Line up and I'll see which Cid sould be best Ok, bring the first one up.
Cid1: Pick me because I know Airship.
Director: And?
Cid1: That it.
Director: You don't even know that MOST Cids knows what an Airship is. NEXT!
Cid2: Pick me because I know Airship.
Director: You're the same as the first one. NEXT!
Cid3: *#%^ *^ (@!#%%@ * %#^( @$!&#@*.
Director: ...I don't know what the heck you said. NEXT!
Cid4: Pick me because I have been helping two cry babies to fight...
Kain: Cid, someone broke my Spear again, *Crying*
Cid4: Forget Kingdom Heart, I got Things to do again...*walk away*
Director: Ok...NEXT!
Cid12: Pick me...
Director: WAIT A MINUTE! Your on the wrong game...Beside KH1 AND KH2 came before FF12 came...NEXT!
Cid8: Pick me because I have skills of taking care of kids.
Director: Thats new...TEST! *A heartless Shadow attack and killed Cid8*...not...NEXT!
Cid9: Pick *Gwok* me *Gwok* because I *Gwok* was a KING *Gwok*.
Director: Yea, KING OF BUGS. NEXT!
Cid10: Pick me because...
Rikku: Daddy! That guy is about to rape me.*Point to Riku*
Riku: I did not...
Cid10: THAT IT! *walk out*
Director: Ok...NEXT!
CidTSW: Pick me because I know how to deal with dead people.
Director: We already got someone that can see dead people...*Point to Sora*...NEXT!
Cid6: Pick me...
Celes: YOU! *Cast Stop on Cid6*
Director: ...NEXT!
Cid7: *Puffing* Sorry for being late...
Director: srew this, Cid7 you are THE Cid for Kingdom Hearts.
Cid7 => CidKH: Yay...what?

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

hahaha that was good xD

[Dragonface]

~ Before fighting vs Sephiroth ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Riku is that you? *Pulling Sephiroth's hair*
Sephiroth: HE'S PULLING MT HAIR!
Director: CUT! Sora let the hair go.
*Sora lets the hair go*
Director: HE'S NOT RIKU! *Point to Sephiroth* AND YOUR LINES ARE "Beats me." ALL ACTORS BACK TO YOUR PLACE. Sora vs Sephiroth, take two, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Um...beating his meat, didn't know he had one...
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): I'll kill Sora for this!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take three, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Your a$$.
Sephiroth: I didn't know hes behind me.
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): I bloodly never sleeped with Sephiroth.
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take four, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Tifa?
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): o.O
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take five, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Whe...
Cap. Hook: NOT THE OTHER HAND! *Ran over Sora*
Director: CUT! HOOK THIS IS KINGDOM HEART 2 AND YOUR NOT ON IT SO PISS OFF!!!
Cloud (Backstage): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take sex, ACT...
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cloud (Backstage): The Director said sex, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Ha Ha VERY funny, Sora vs Sephiroth, take SIX, ACTION!
Sora: Wheres Cloud?
Sephiroth: Beats me.
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): Oh Yuna gone nude...
Tidus, Wakka & Auron (Backstage): WHAT!?!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take seven, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: um...cloud?
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): Note to self, shoot Sora at his nuts.
Director: We'll better do this the next time we have Sora, BREAK TIME!

OOC: I got more of this but this' getting too long.

OOC(EDIT): Noone post more so I don't want to DP/TP, might as well to add few more...

Director: Right! Everyone back to your place! Now...Sora vs Sephiroth, take 8, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Beats me.
Sephiroth: ...LINE!
Director: CUT! TRY AGAIN! Sora vs Sephiroth, take 9, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres...*Ringing*...hold on...*Start talking on his cellphone* WHAT? But mommy, I don't want to go. *Wineing*
Director: CUT! I OFF TO KILL A FOOLISH WOMAN WHO BE NAMELESS! *Off to find Sephiroth's mother*