What Final Fantasy characters would say

[Dagga]

Laguna: You know I 'm really just 3 years older then you.
Squall: I know...
Laguna: I am cool! Y'know "hip" like you guys
Squall: eh?
Selphie: GROUP HUG!!!!
Squall: Yay!!!!

[Aerisfanatic]

cloud: tifa... i love you

THATS SOMETHING CLOUD WOULD NEVER SAY

HERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE HIM TO SAY

cloud:tifa im leaving you

tifa: what! but we havent even started yet

cloud: yes but aeris needs me i love her you have to understand

aeris: common cloud we will be late for the wedding

tifa: thats it no more blondes!

[Aerisfanatic]

Cloud: Tifa, Aeris, Ive made my decision, Im going to marry you both!
Tifa and Aeris: WHAT!?!?
Cloud: Aeris will be my wife and Tifa will be my concubine.
Tifa: GRRRRRRRR
Aeris: (Faints)

[LunarWeaver]

Gau: I'm useful.

[FF_Chick]

Edgar: I hate women.

[jammi567]

Zell: i love women

Kimahri: Ladies and Gentlemen, please sit down and enjoy the meal *straightens out tuxeo*

SquareSoft (in IV, there's a secret room where they can be found, so technically, they count): Rinoa actually is Ultimecia. We made up the Ultimecia guides to exploit you even further!

[Dragonface]

~ Heroes from Final Fantasy I ~


Fighter: I like swords.
Black Mage: Shut up Fighter!
Fighter: At lest I'm not look under White Mage's robes.
White Mage: WHAT?!? *Shes start whacking Black Mage with her Hammer*
Theif: Dudes look what I got.*waving a black bra*
WM: THATS MINE! *Whacking Theif as well*
Fighter: Ummm...OH A NEW SWORD! I like new swords.
Red Mage: Dude! Thats mine sword your looking at.
Black Belt: I'll never get to learn magic *crying*
RM: Yet I'm the jack-of-all-trade...