Squall: *thinking* Man, I'm sick of people talking to me and telling me their stupid problems.
Zell: Hey Squall!
Squall: *thinking* aww crap! *talking* Oh, hey Zell.
Zell: 'Sup! Did you go to the party last night? It was on, chicks were everywhere, and it was cool.
Squall: Well I didn't go so, what happened?
Zell: It was great, 'cept for one really messed up problem.
Squall: What was that?
Zell: Well, Seifer got so drunk, that he started to grab other men's butts. Full, firm grip and all. It was nuts.
Squall: *thinking* I was always wondering why he kept touching my butt... *talking* So, did you get any last night?
Zell: You know it! There were horny chicks everywhere. I really hit that last night.
Squall: Oh, because I heard that you screwed a chocobo last night.
Zell: Wha- Where did you hear that?
Squall: From Irvine.
Zell: That spineless.... I'm gonna kill him!
Squall: So you DID screw a chocobo? Dang man!
Zell: Wha- Bu- Well, I didn't know it was a chocobo until it was over. I thought it was Selphie.
Squall: YOU tried to screw Selphie!
Zell: Ya, Well she's a hottie.
Squall: Yeah, but she's into trains, and she's always high man. Anyways, you couldn't screw Selphie in you dreams.
Zell: We'll see about that. *tries to imagine himself with Selphie, but only brings back images of the chocobo* Dang!
Squall: O........k.
Zell: So what were you doing last night, since you weren't at the party?
Squall: Me? I was training all night. Heh heh
Zell: Training all night? Ahh
Squall: Yup!
(Quistis shows up)
Zell: Oh, Hey Quistis!
Quistis: Hi Zell. Hiiiiii Squall! I enjoyed what we did last night in the training room. I didn't know you were so BIG! Well, see ya.
Squall and Zell: Bye.
Zell: Training huh? You may as well just screw Seifer!
Squall: Hey screw you momma's boy! You screwed a chocobo!
Zell: Ok. We'll make a deal. If you don't tell anyone that I screwed a chocobo, I won't say anything about your little training session. Ok?
Squall: Ok. Deal.
(Seifer walks by and grabs their butts)
Squall: I hope he's still drunk...
Zell: I hope so too. You Gay (censored) Seifer!
Seifer: Oh. Be nice. And I'm not gay.
Squall:*thinking* Why do I get stuck with these freaks?
Zell: Hey Squall, look what I can do! *runs into a wall and knocks himself out*
Squall: Dang!