What Final Fantasy characters would say
Hey, I got this Idea from that one kid who posted it for Kingdom Hearts What Kingdom Hearts Characters would never say. I made a typo..the title should be what FF characters wouldn't(<- the typo) say. The same thing applys but instead of KH...it's FF..Begin!
Cloud:Tifa?
Tifa: Yeah?
Cloud: Can I ask you a question?
Tifa: Didn't you already...but what is it?
Cloud: Why did you get a boob job?
Tifa:... I just wanted to... you know... make Aerith ... you know...uncomfertable....
Cloud: We've got two Chocobos!
Aeris: Let's make a Chocobo baby!
Cloud: Thats inapropriate!
NiceOriginally Posted by Goldenboco
You have good humor but anoying to argue with...I know I know so am I...Just like Barret and Cloud arguing kinda?
I actually stole that from Final Fantasy Random Encounters (Newgrounds)Nice
But if you thought that was funny you should read this http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=96468
Squall: *thinking* Man, I'm sick of people talking to me and telling me their stupid problems.
Zell: Hey Squall!
Squall: *thinking* aww crap! *talking* Oh, hey Zell.
Zell: 'Sup! Did you go to the party last night? It was on, chicks were everywhere, and it was cool.
Squall: Well I didn't go so, what happened?
Zell: It was great, 'cept for one really messed up problem.
Squall: What was that?
Zell: Well, Seifer got so drunk, that he started to grab other men's butts. Full, firm grip and all. It was nuts.
Squall: *thinking* I was always wondering why he kept touching my butt... *talking* So, did you get any last night?
Zell: You know it! There were horny chicks everywhere. I really hit that last night.
Squall: Oh, because I heard that you screwed a chocobo last night.
Zell: Wha- Where did you hear that?
Squall: From Irvine.
Zell: That spineless.... I'm gonna kill him!
Squall: So you DID screw a chocobo? Dang man!
Zell: Wha- Bu- Well, I didn't know it was a chocobo until it was over. I thought it was Selphie.
Squall: YOU tried to screw Selphie!
Zell: Ya, Well she's a hottie.
Squall: Yeah, but she's into trains, and she's always high man. Anyways, you couldn't screw Selphie in you dreams.
Zell: We'll see about that. *tries to imagine himself with Selphie, but only brings back images of the chocobo* Dang!
Squall: O........k.
Zell: So what were you doing last night, since you weren't at the party?
Squall: Me? I was training all night. Heh heh
Zell: Training all night? Ahh
Squall: Yup!
(Quistis shows up)
Zell: Oh, Hey Quistis!
Quistis: Hi Zell. Hiiiiii Squall! I enjoyed what we did last night in the training room. I didn't know you were so BIG! Well, see ya.
Squall and Zell: Bye.
Zell: Training huh? You may as well just screw Seifer!
Squall: Hey screw you momma's boy! You screwed a chocobo!
Zell: Ok. We'll make a deal. If you don't tell anyone that I screwed a chocobo, I won't say anything about your little training session. Ok?
Squall: Ok. Deal.
(Seifer walks by and grabs their butts)
Squall: I hope he's still drunk...
Zell: I hope so too. You Gay (censored) Seifer!
Seifer: Oh. Be nice. And I'm not gay.
Squall:*thinking* Why do I get stuck with these freaks?
Zell: Hey Squall, look what I can do! *runs into a wall and knocks himself out*
Squall: Dang!
Edward: Look, what do you want?
Brass(from megaman): I WANT MY HANDS BACK! AHAHAHAHA!!*fire burns in the background*
Edward: NEVER! A deal’s a deal, even with a dirty dealer!
Brass: Very well, then I’ll take what I want FROM TERRA.
Terra: WHOA!*gets dragged on stage*
Brass: Terra has promised me her HAND.
*crowd gasps*
Terra: Edward you do not understand!
*cue soft music and spotlight*
Terra: I should’ve revealed I’ve been deafened by Yang, the shame, the SHAME. But I feared you stopped writing this musical splendor, deception is the curse of my whimsical gender, he gave me mechanical ears. Effective though just a bit garish, in return without shedding a tear, I agreed that I’d give him my HAND.
Brass: In marriage.
Terra: What?
Brass: You’ll give me your hand IN MARRIAGE.
Gau: Is this really happening, or just be in stage?
Tellah: It can’t be real.
Relm: Now that Terra is encaged.
Terra: That isn’t what I’ve meant, that isn’t what I’ve signed!
Brass: You should’ve checked the wording in my FINE……PRINT.
Terra: I’ll give you my hand……
Brass/Terra: *low sound*In marriage.
Yang: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention……now, THAT, IS, IRONY.
*Cid(FFIX) gets dragged on stage*
Brass: I will marry her now, and confine her to tell. How drow, how DROW. Where sticks is a river, and not just a man, to the day our reception if all goes as planned, *demonic music*UNLESS EDWARD YOU SURRENDER MY HANDS!
*cue sad music and spotlight*
Edward: Destiny has cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon, the woman that I idolize, or the hands of man I torn upon. Without these hands, I can’t complete the opera that was captivating her. But if I keep them, and she marries him, then he probably won’t…… want me dating her.
*crowd cheers*
Strago: Grughgggg.
Mog: Very well! Encore!
*dramatic music*
Tellah: I can’t believe the devil is so unforgiving.
FuSoYa: I can’t believe everybody’s just that BELIEVING.
Cid(FFIX): BY THE POWERS THIS DELINQUENT IN THE STATES OF WHOLE NEW YORK……
*very dramatic music*
Edward: NOOOOOO!*pushes them apart* STOP! TAKE MY HANDS! YOU EVIL……METAL……DORK!!!!*sob*
Brass: AHAHAHAH!!!
Terra: *gasp*
*slash*
FIN.
seifer: hey dude
squall: hey dude
seifer: you know what...i just wanna say im sorry after all that crap i gave you in FF8...
squall: thanks dude that means alot to me...you know what i coulda been abit less of a jackass too im sorry...
seifer: no really it was all my fault
squall: nah it was really all me
seifer: NO it was ME!
squall: no dude i was idiot! get it through your damn skull!
seifer: WHAT!! YOU DONT GET IT I WAS THE ASS!!
squall: thats it puff boy! ive had it with you your going down! IT WAS ME WHO WAS A DICK!
seifer: bring it on!!!
*fighting ensues*
seifer: im sorry man i started the fighting again
squall: no worries dude it was really all my fault
seifer: you know what dude i never tell you this but i love ya man
squall: i love you too dude
seifer: your the best man! *cries*
squall: im so sorry dude! *cries*
*seifer and squall hug each other*
*rinoa walks along*
rinoa: will you two pussies just GROW UP!
Cloud: ...f*** this, I'm just gonna kill Sephiroth with that ancient key I found.
Cloud is going to his final battle with Sephiroth in the Final Battle. Then just as Cloud reaches Sephiroth...
Cloud:Oh, ****! Look at that sword. I faced that thing in the original version before the edits from the creators, and they want me to face it for the third time? @#%$ this, I still have my scars fom the first incounter... forget the Final Battle between me and this...this..I can't take this any more. I don't even know the guys name any more. I think OmniSlash won't do it this time... I think...I think...I'm going to faint!!!
Sephiroth cuts Clouds arm
Cloud: Is that...is that? Blood? *falls on his back on the black ground unconsious*
Sephiroth: hehehehehehe!!! Now that Cloud is no more... I'll take over this body and take Tifa and @#$% her long... fuwahahah..huh?
Cloud wakes up and takes his sword and rushes Sephiroth.
Cloud: Oh no you did not... Tifa is mine... Die you son of a human with the cells of an alien and the son of a freakin phychoooooooo......
Cloud uses Omnislash for the 15 hits.....but Cloud continues the assult for 100 slashes then worn down.....
Sehpiroth: Agggggggg....nooooo!!! I really wanted to @#$% Tifa! Oh well... I'll be back in Advent Children and have Loz @#$% her then.....
Cloud: Oh, no you don't. My lawyer will sew you if you do or if any of your sons @#$% either. Besides... Marlene will throw a stupid Materia at him before he does.
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Stupid Square Enix... you did me in for a big one... I hate.....
Sephiroth dies before he can complete his sentance and the Sequence continuse as it would originally.
Cloud wakes up... and sees Tifa
Tifa: What is it Cloud?
Cloud: I had the worse...
Cloud says before stopping in midsentence.
Sephiroth walks in the Hotel room of Niemble that was 2 years before the game began (Cloud's dream).
Sephiroth: Yes, Cloud. What is it? *while looking at Tifa's @$$.*
Yuna: Aeons..Spira..Sin...The Calm again....meh fook it.
Moero! Moero!!
Tidus: I love you daddy!
Lulu: TIDUS IS MY CHAPPU!!!
Moero! Moero!!
Blank: I can't believe Zidane got the princess! I mean what the fook is the world coming to?
Marcus: Well there's war... Iraq I suppose...
Blank: That's not what I meant! I meant the real randomess of it all!
Marcus: Oh. I must have mis-read my script...
*Blank hits his forehead and sighs*
Blank: Look let's just forget it...
awesome futurama referance
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
Auron: We Move at once !
Tidus : yeeeah Yeeeah .. whatever..
Yuna : umm.. ok
Rikku : heh heh heh heh
Kimahri : !
Lulu : heh heh ? what is girl?
Rikku : heh heh heh
Wakka : al Behd ppl afraid of thunder ya?
Yuna : Sir Auron can we stay for a while?
Auron : time runs .. let's move
Rikku : Yune .. please tell him to let us stay tonight.. pleeease
( thunder smaked )
Rikku : yayk! enough already !
Last edited by Remedy; 02-18-2007 at 12:15 PM.
PS3 owner, but not played RPG yet (teh) :sweatdrop
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