Cloud is going to his final battle with Sephiroth in the Final Battle. Then just as Cloud reaches Sephiroth...
Cloud:Oh, ****! Look at that sword. I faced that thing in the original version before the edits from the creators, and they want me to face it for the third time? @#%$ this, I still have my scars fom the first incounter... forget the Final Battle between me and this...this..I can't take this any more. I don't even know the guys name any more. I think OmniSlash won't do it this time... I think...I think...I'm going to faint!!!

Sephiroth cuts Clouds arm

Cloud: Is that...is that? Blood? *falls on his back on the black ground unconsious*

Sephiroth: hehehehehehe!!! Now that Cloud is no more... I'll take over this body and take Tifa and @#$% her long... fuwahahah..huh?

Cloud wakes up and takes his sword and rushes Sephiroth.

Cloud: Oh no you did not... Tifa is mine... Die you son of a human with the cells of an alien and the son of a freakin phychoooooooo......

Cloud uses Omnislash for the 15 hits.....but Cloud continues the assult for 100 slashes then worn down.....

Sehpiroth: Agggggggg....nooooo!!! I really wanted to @#$% Tifa! Oh well... I'll be back in Advent Children and have Loz @#$% her then.....

Cloud: Oh, no you don't. My lawyer will sew you if you do or if any of your sons @#$% either. Besides... Marlene will throw a stupid Materia at him before he does.

Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Stupid Square Enix... you did me in for a big one... I hate.....

Sephiroth dies before he can complete his sentance and the Sequence continuse as it would originally.

Cloud wakes up... and sees Tifa

Tifa: What is it Cloud?

Cloud: I had the worse...

Cloud says before stopping in midsentence.
Sephiroth walks in the Hotel room of Niemble that was 2 years before the game began (Cloud's dream).

Sephiroth: Yes, Cloud. What is it? *while looking at Tifa's @$$.*