Things You Shouldn't Land On

[Momiji]

I run into walls a lot. It isn't exactly 'landing' but it still hurts.

[Agrias]

my friend walked into a pole and i was laughing sooo hard that i walked into a bus bench. bwahahahaha!

[Agent Proto]

One time, my whole body landed on the kitchen floor. I was holding onto the sink, and attempted to kick my brother. However, he grabbed onto my leg and being an idiot, I tried to kick him with my other foot. Big mistake! Now he had both legs and held me there for awhile before letting go, and my body dropped to the floor...

So much pain. ;_;

[Martyr]

Crashed a bike. Landed in the pavement.

So I guess that doesn't qualify, but it was probably pretty bad when I landed on the pavement right before I entered it.

I also jumped out of a treehouse on a dare, missed the landing point and hit a muddy, rocky bank, which sent me rolling through mud and stones into a drainage pit (not so nice smelling)

[NINJA_Ryu]

Fell through 10 feet of bushes from a treehouse.

My arms never felt such pain.

[Evastio]

I can't tell which of these are serious posts and which ones aren't.

[fire_of_avalon]

My face. I was eight. It was bad.

[mooglebunni608]

Tail bone

nuff said

[Yuffie514]

perhaps a small rose bush. i climbed the roof to get a ball when i was much younger at my aunt's house. the climbing was easy enough without a ladder, but then again, hard without it. and i know i didn't land on my feet as smoothly as a cat or ninja...

[Jojee]

I've landed on my head so many times, I can't even count that high. XD Granted, I can't coung that high anyway... :</>D Seriously, most of my childhood stories involve me hitting my head. And I remember jumping on one of those jumbo huge trampolines and I made a super high jump and tried to do a flip or something and ended up landing on the floor on my head ._.

[Raistlin]

Seriously, most of my childhood stories involve me hitting my head. And I remember jumping on one of those jumbo huge trampolines and I made a super high jump and tried to do a flip or something and ended up landing on the floor on my head

That explains a lot.

[Aqua Mage]

I've landed on my cat numerous times. I swear she's a magnet!

[Jebus]

Stairs. And then I hit the floor below, and then more stairs, and then finally the floor after that.

[Levian]

I had braces when I was 10 and I ran, but stumbled in some roots and smashed my lip/teeth against a stump. The braces were stuck to my lip, so I had to pull it it back out again.

You know, having been here for soon 5 years I feel like I've told that story 85 times. I wish I could hurt myself worse soon so I'd have a new story.

[Araciel]

smashed my face on some drinking glasses once....that sucked